Know what's really great about not being religious, Seong-hee? You know where you go when you die. To hell.
HölleThe Glory - Season 1 Episode 2, by Moon Dong-eunA Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Santa Claus, HölleRicky GervaisNext time someone tells me they believe in God, I'll say, "Oh which one? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?" If they say, "Just God. I only believe in the one God", I'll point out that they are nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in 2,870 gods, and they don't believe in 2,869.
Ricky GervaisIf there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?
Ricky GervaisThe first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you.
ScienceWerner HeisenbergI got some news for you. One, there is no Jesus. Two, there is no God. Three, mind your own business and everything works out.
Ed AsnerIt is better to be an outspoken atheist than a hypocrite.
George HarrisonIt's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We have nothing to die for, we have everything to live for.
Ricky GervaisHere lies an atheist. All dressed up and no place to go.
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