The best Ass Quotes

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It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.

Hancock, by Ray Embrey
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If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.

Fat PeoplePerry Cox in Scrubs, Season 2 Episode 5
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How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

Cisco Ramon in The Flash
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Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit a-shole, but the world needs a-sholes. Otherwise where would shit go out?

Downsizing, by Dusan Mirkovic
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I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.

Funny InsultsFast and Furious - 2, by Luke Hobbs
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Ted: "Victoria was great."
Robin: "Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass."
Ted: "You mean you?"
Robin: "Thank you!"

Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother, Season 7 Episode 24
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Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.

Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6
 
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I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!

Home Alone, by Buzz McCallister
 
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Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.

Fat PeopleKhloé Kardashian in The Kardashians
 
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Soap: "I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
Tom: "You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, by Tom
 
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Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!

Pitch Perfect - 2, by Aubrey
 
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I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.

HalloweenJimmy Carr, via Twitter
 
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