Damn. Chick's got an ass like an onion - makes me wanna cry.Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad, Season 1 Episode 6
I wouldn't let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!Home Alone, by Buzz McCallister
Kim has a fat ass, so, like it would save her herself. It's like a floatation device.Fat PeopleKhloé Kardashian in The Kardashians
Soap: "I'd take a pain in the arse for half a million quid."
Tom: "You'd take a pain in the arse for air miles."
Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!Pitch Perfect - 2, by Aubrey
Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit a-shole, but the world needs a-sholes. Otherwise where would shit go out?Downsizing, by Dusan Mirkovic
I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, you'll have to shove a toothbrush up your ass to brush 'em.Funny InsultsFast and Furious - 2, by Luke Hobbs
It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.Hancock, by Ray Embrey
I enjoyed Halloween this year. I stuck two pumpkins down the back of my trousers and went as Kim Kardashian's arse.HalloweenJimmy Carr, via Twitter (04.11.2013)
Ted: "Victoria was great."
Robin: "Exactly, and you threw it all away to chase after some hot piece of ass."
Ted: "You mean you?"
Robin: "Thank you!"