Quotes and Voice-Lines by Ashe the Frost Archer

No, really. Put that apple on your head!

Tryndamere: "My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm."
Ashe: "Ugh."

Braum: "Sometimes battle is... unavoidable."
Ashe: "We fight so others won't have to."

Katarina: "You reign over a barren wasteland."
Ashe: "Our lands may be hard, but so are we!"

Take a good look, it's the last you're going to get.

Tryndamere: "I'd die a thousand times for you."
Ashe: "Could you just stay alive instead?"

What is it to lead? It is to lie. It is to preach caution even when you are elated. It is to give hope even when you feel none.

Seek peace, but bring the tools of war.

This is the latest in Freljordian fashion. They call it a... skirt.

You do not aim a bow at the target, you fire knowing where the target will be. This is vision.

Peace requires a steady hand.

Tryndamere: "I'll show them the might of our tribes!"
Ashe: "Unless my arrows do first."

I am a Warmother. I have given oaths to few. I have taken oaths from many.

No fate is written, except by us.

Move quickly, position well, and the battle is won before blood is drawn.

I have heard no better words than "The strong must try the impossible." This is the oath I must fulfill.

All the world on one arrow.

Coward! May you die with your eyes closed.

Ashe, your ideas may be noble, but your execution is lacking.

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

Hecarim: "The living will fall."
Wolf: "They always do!"
Lamb: "By arrow or by teeth."

That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.

What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.

I accept myself as I am. What's your excuse?

Peace is not absence of conflict, it is the ability to handle conflict by peaceful means.

It is not the harp, but the hand that plays it.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.

What's in my violin case? Violence.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.