The best Quotes by Arthur Weasley

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain!

"They run off eckeltricity, do they?" he said knowledgeably. "Ah yes, I can see the plugs. I collect plugs."

One of his jinxes backfired, the toilet exploded and they found him lying unconscious in the wreckage covered from head to foot in -

Harry: "A Regurgitating Toilet?"
Arthur: "Anti-Muggle pranksters. Muggles are pulling the flush and instead of everything disappearing - well, you can imagine. The poor things keep calling in those - those pumbles, I think they're called - you know, the ones who mend pipes and things."

"Make no mistake, we'll hear about it," added Lupin pleasantly.
"Yes," said Mr Weasley, "even if you won't let Harry use the fellytone."

Remus Lupin: "I am not being ridiculous. Tonks deserves somebody young and whole."
Arthur Weasley: "But she wants you. And after all, Remus, young and whole men do not necessarily remain so."

We have a very different idea of what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.

Fascinating, Ingenious, really how many ways Muggles have found of getting along without magic.

Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?

Molly Weasley: "Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night."
Arthur Weasley: "Did you really? How did it go? I mean... That was very wrong indeed, boys. Very wrong of you."

Times like these, dark times, they do funny things to people. They can tear them apart.

Trains! Underground! Ingenious, these Muggles!

Molly Weasley: "But how did you get to Diagon Alley to buy your school things last year?"
Harry Potter: "I went on the Underground."
Arthur Weasley: "Really? Were there escapators?"

Dirk Cresswell is ten times the wizard you are. And if he survives Azkaban, you'll have to answer to him, not to mention his wife, his sons, and his friends.

I'll prove who I am, Kingsley, after I've seen my son, now back off if you know what's good for you!

Don't get upset, Molly, but Augustus Pye had an idea.... He's the Trainee Healer, you know, lovely young chap and very interested in... um... complementary medicine.... I mean, some of these old Muggle remedies... well, they're called stitches, Molly, and they work very well on - on Muggle wounds.

Amos Diggory peered good-naturedly around at the three Weasley boys, Harry, Hermione and Ginny. "All these yours, Arthur?"
"Oh, no, only the redheads," said Mr Weasley, pointing out his children.

But you're Muggles! We must have a drink! What's that you've got there? Oh, you're changing Muggle money. Molly, look!

"What do you like me to call you when we’re alone together?"
"Mollywobbles," whispered a mortified Mrs Weasley into the crack at the edge of the door.

Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since.

"Mad-Eye Moody?" said George thoughtfully, spreading marmalade on his toast. "Isn't he that nutter -"
"Your father thinks very highly of Mad-Eye Moody," said Mrs. Weasley sternly.
"Yeah, well, Dad collects plugs, doesn't he?" said Fred quietly as Mrs. Weasley left the room.

Dear me, what's the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?

Molly: "People think they might be dead tomorrow, so they're rushing all sorts of decisions they'd normally take time over. It was the same last time he was powerful, people eloping left, right, and centre -"
Ginny: "Including you and Dad."

He got caught by Apollyon Pringle - he was the caretaker in those days - your father's still got the marks.

Busy time at the Ministry, Arthur. All those extra raids. I do hope they're paying you overtime. But, judging by the state of this, I'd say not...

Arthur: "The things our lot have taken to enchanting, you wouldn't believe it-"
Molly: "Like cars, for instance?"

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

"Follow the spiders"... Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.

If we're not careful, we'll have another Head Boy in the family. I don't think I could stand the shame.

You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

We've all got both light and dark inside of us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.

...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.

"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir' Professor."
The words had escaped him before he knew what he was saying.

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.

"You - will - never - touch - our - children - again!" screamed Mrs. Weasley. Bellatrix laughed, the same exhilarated laugh her cousin Sirius had given as he toppled backwards through the veil, and suddenly Harry knew what was going to happen before it did. Molly's curse soared beneath Bellatrix's outstretched arm and hit her squarely in the chest, directly over her heart.

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU B*TCH!" Mrs. Weasley threw off her cloak as she ran, freeing her arms. Bellatrix spun on the spot, roaring with laughter at the sight of her new challenger. "OUT OF MY WAY!" shouted Mrs. Weasley to the three girls, and with a swipe of her wand she began to duel.

"I'll fix it up with Mum and Dad, then I'll call you. I know how to use a fellytone now."
"A telephone, Ron," said Hermione. "Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year."

Don't let the Muggles get you down!

It's Longbottom, isn't it? Well, your grandmother is used to losing family members to our cause... your death will not come as a great shock.

You'll meet the same sticky end as your parents one of these days, Harry Potter. They were meddlesome fools, too.

Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears. "After all this time?"
"Always", said Snape.

"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always thought Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.

Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?

It is the quality of one's convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.

My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities... like the ability to behave myself.

We're all human, aren't we? Every human life is worth the same, and worth saving.

I'm tired of running to the gas station to use the bathroom. The guy makes me buy a Gatorade every time - it's a vicious circle.