The best Quotes by Armadillo

The best Quotes by Armadillo

Why're you playing it so cool when in real life, everytime you say "hi", you start sweating like a pig and looking at your shoes as if you had your lines written there on your laces?

Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1 Episode 1

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We sowed a lot of seeds but never reaped the fruit.

Zerocalcare in Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1 Episode 1

Although we barely spoke to each other in person, we'd message each other all night on MSN, which was like an ancient forfather to WhatsApp, that allowed even sociopaths to find a mate.

Zerocalcare in Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1 Episode 1

Exactly three seconds had passed since we were introduced to each other and I was already in love. I'm not afraid of using that word. I was so in love, I thought, "you know what? I'm not gonna say a damn thing to her. Otherwise I'll turn as red as a lobster and and she'll think I'm a loser."

Zerocalcare in Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1 Episode 1

After all, there were other clues that our lives had been built on rather shaky foundations. So we moved slowly because we thought that as long as you tore along the dotted line, life would take the right shape.

Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1

"Did you get laid?"
"No."
"You're a black belt at dodging life. Fifth dan."

Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1

"You should have played online poker."
"I don't know how to play. I would have ended up losing my grandma's house."

Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1

Il Principe Degli Sgambetti - The Prince Trip-You-Up
It was about this boy who was terrified of walking down the street, because there was a bully, who was known as the "Prince Trip-You-Up". But in the end, his mom reassured him by saying, that when they grow up, bullies stay idiots and he, on the other hand, will become a great scientist. The boy did grow up to become a great scientist. But the bully also grew up and become known as the "Blade King", because he stabbed people. And so the scientist continued to live in fear of him. The end.

Zerocalcare in Tear Along the Dotted Line - Season 1 Episode 1

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

Viktor, the Machine Herald in Arcane - Season 2 Episode 6

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

Star Wars: The Acolyte - Season 1 Episode 6

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

Jecki Lon in Star Wars: The Acolyte - Season 1 Episode 4

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Boeing

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