What is a pirate's favorite state?
Arrrrkansas!
Arrrrkansas!
Did you know Arkansas is in the Bible?
Noah looked out the Ark and saw.
Noah looked out the Ark and saw.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing Arkansas.
Same thing Arkansas.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Arkansas - and that's pretty much the same thing.
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8And I've lost who I am
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