You know you're from Arizona when you feed your chickens ice cubes to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
Welcome to Arizona, where summer spends the winter and hell spends the summer.
In Arizona we salt margaritas, not sidewalks.
Arizona may be the only state in America where mothers don't tell their children that someday they can grow up and be president.
Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you don't know what that means, maybe you're a little out of touch – or maybe you're the governor of Arizona.
Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Arizona.
I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
Deangelo Vickers in The Office - Season 7 Episode 20
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I live in Arizona, and I don't like the way they treat Hispanics there.
They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Arizona - and that's pretty much the same thing.
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