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Quote by April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation)
Ugh. I hate talking to people about things.
April Ludgate
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Parks and Recreation
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I'm going to tell you a secret about everyone else's job: no one knows what they are doing. Deep down, everyone is just faking it until they figure it out.
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I wasn't listening but I strongly disagree with Ann.
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- Season 4 Episode 21
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She's the worst person I've ever met. I want to travel the world with her.
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Jogging is the worst. I know it keeps you healthy, but God, at what cost?
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One time my refrigerator stopped working. I didn't know what to do. I just moved.
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If you don't believe in love, what's the point of living?
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What I hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring really loudly at me.
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I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I'm like a white, male U.S. Senator.
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.
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Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream, or be nothing.
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I had to call in a few favors. But if you don't call in favors to look at women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what the hell do you call in favors for?
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I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there's more room for me on the low road.
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I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there.
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