Quotes about April 1st - April Fool's Day

April Fool's day? My life is a joke all year long!

April Fool's Day is cancelled this year. No prank can keep up with the sh-t that is actually happening in the world right now.

April 1st - The only day of the year where people question the stuff they read on the internet.

On April Fool's Day, believe nothing, trust no one... just like any other day.

April 1 is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

Scientists have finally been able to spot the difference between a man and a monkey: Man sends messages and monkey reads messages... Have a wonderfool Fool's Day!

Some things made for each other like bread and butter, fork and knife, paper and pen and you and stupidity... Happy Fool's Day to the best foolish friend!

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

April is a gentle reminder for not having done a single thing from your new year resolution for three months and not doing any for the next nine.

But it is a sort of April-weather life that we lead in this world. A little sunshine is generally the prelude to a storm.

April weather, rain and sunshine both together.

Snow in April is abominable. Like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.

April is the cruelest month, breeding Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing Memory and desire, stirring Dull roots with spring rain.

April showers bring forth May flowers.

April is a promise that May is bound to keep.

There is no glory in star or blossom till looked upon by a loving eye; There is no fragrance in April breezes till breathed with joy as they wander by.

Nobody is perfect, but people born in April almost get there.

Anyone else got the feeling that March lasted exactly three days?

Hey April, let's go out together in the next thirty days!

All the other months are just crude experiments, out of which the perfect April is made.

April is a month full of changes. Nature awakens from its winter slumber and delicate blossoms start to appear. The warming sun makes us forget how cold it was just a short while ago. April symbolizes new beginnings and the hope for something better. Let us seize this month to open our hearts and appreciate the beauty of life.

In the month of April, nature blossoms in all its glory. The birds sing joyfully and the flowers bloom in the most beautiful colors. But beware, for April's pranks are infamous! Sometimes sunshine, sometimes rain and storms, he toys with the moods of people. A month full of surprises and whims.

The world is full of magic. Small things become big. Winter turns to spring. One thing always changes into another.

Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example, you're walking along minding your own business, you're looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when all of the sudden, you run smack into a pretty face. You begin to get weak in the knees, your head's in a whirl! And then you feel light as feather, and before you know it you're walking on air! And then you know what? You're knocked for a loop! And you completely lose your head!

Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime.

How sad would be November if we had no knowledge of the spring.

The world's favorite season is the spring. All things seem possible in May.

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.

It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.

I soared above the song birds
And never heard them sing
I lived my life in winter
And then you brought the spring

By March, the worst of the winter would be over. The snow would thaw, the rivers begin to run and the world would wake into itself again.

There is no winter without snow, no spring without sunshine, and no happiness without companions.

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.

A light exists in Spring
Not present in the year
at any other period
When March is scarcely here.

Every winter contains a quivering spring and behind the curtain of every night there's a smilling morning.

Change is necessary, like the renewal of nature in spring.

Autumn arrives in early morning, but spring at the close of a winter day.

We all know, of course, what to make of our newspapers. The deaf man writes down what the blind man has told him, the village idiot edits it, and their colleagues in the other press houses copy it.

Truth has nothing to do with the number of people it convinces.

A kiss is something you need both hands for.

Preserve your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but not live.

Asparagus inspires gentle thoughts.

My theory is to enjoy life, but the practice is against it.

'You can go home now,' Tom told us.
'We'll meet next week. Then we can rob somebody and kill some people.'

Maybe not, maybe not. Cheer up, Becky, and let's go on trying.