April Fool's day? My life is a joke all year long!
April Fool's Day is cancelled this year. No prank can keep up with the sh-t that is actually happening in the world right now.
April 1st - The only day of the year where people question the stuff they read on the internet.
On April Fool's Day, believe nothing, trust no one... just like any other day.
April 1 is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
Scientists have finally been able to spot the difference between a man and a monkey: Man sends messages and monkey reads messages... Have a wonderfool Fool's Day!
Some things made for each other like bread and butter, fork and knife, paper and pen and you and stupidity... Happy Fool's Day to the best foolish friend!
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.