Quotes and Sayings about Apple

Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 15 Episode 1

Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Cal: "What?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Cal: "No."
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."

Jacob Palmer in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Steve Jobs

You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.

Steve Wozniak

Ideas Facebook Business Google Microsoft

I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Anna Kendrick

I consider Apple to be very closed. Let's say you have a book business, and you are charging 5 to 7 percent gross margins; you can't exist in an Apple world because they want 30 percent, and they don't care that you only have 7 percent to play with.

Gabe Newell

Think different.

(Apple)

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You know, Apple Computer started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple.

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 5 Episode 22

We're very simple people at Apple. We focus on making the world's best products and enriching people's lives.

Tim Cook

I've really enjoyed working together with Apple to help launch their new streaming service. It is really cool to see Apple getting involved.

Kygo - August 2019

I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.

Aaron Sorkin

Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.

Al Franken

iPhones

I think I'm going to refrain from criticizing Apple too much. I mean, that's been a pretty great company.

Julian Robertson

I wish to God that Apple and Google were partners in the future.

Steve Wozniak

Google

The rise of Google, the rise of Facebook, the rise of Apple, I think are proof that there is a place for computer science as something that solves problems that people face every day.

Eric Schmidt

Computer Internet Facebook Google

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community.

Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook Google Microsoft Amazon

The employees at the Apple headquarters keep running into the stylish new glass walls. Windows problems at Apple.

Jan Böhmermann (Neo Magazin Royale) - Sendung vom 01.03.2018

Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!

This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.

Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!

iPhones

Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesn’t work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world.

Mitt Romney

Steve Jobs

"Who made you?"
Siri: "Like it says on the box - I was designed by Apple in California."

Siri

The world has lost a visionary.

Barack Obama - about Steve Jobs

Vision

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Great companies are built on great products.

Elon Musk

Business Tesla

In a world that's changing so quickly, you're guaranteed to fail if you don't take any risks.

Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook CEO)

Progress Change Risk Business

I've actually not read any books on time management.

Elon Musk

Business

Stay hungry, stay foolish.

Steve Jobs

Business

If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.

John D. Rockefeller

Greed Business Wealth & Richness

You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas - neoParadise vom 13.09.2012

iPhones

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.

Steve Ballmer (Microsoft CEO) - 04/2007, 2 months before first iPhone is released

Mistakes iPhones

'Who let the dogs out?"
Siri: "Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

Siri

'Will you be my friend?"
Siri: "That's nice! I'd like to be your friend."

Siri

Willow: "Have you Googled her?"
Xander: "Willow! She's seventeen!"
Willow: "It's a search engine."

Willow Rosenberg in Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Season 7 Episode 4

Google

Microsoft is in a lot of the same businesses that Google is in.

Jeff Dean

Google Microsoft

Great things in business are never done by one person. They're done by a team of people.

Steve Jobs

Teams Business

I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.

Emma Watson

Facebook Social Media

Our secretary of health and human sacrifice, RFK Jr.

Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) - May 2025

RFK Jr.

For every $1 we could raise, they'll remove one pound of plastic from the ocean. We're trying to raise $30 million by the end of the year.

Mark Rober in Jimmy Kimmel Live! - November 2021

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

Steve Wozniak

Computer

Microsoft is in a very unique position to be able to go spend Sony out of business. Sony is really the only other player who could compete with Game Pass and we have a 2 year and 10 million subs lead.

Matt Booty - June 2023

Microsoft

Cartman: "I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking."
Stan: "Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Wh*re magazine."

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 1 Episode 7

Pippi Longstocking

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one.

Cal in Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Marriage

Sometimes all a girl really needed was a very bad idea.

Jennifer Lynn Barnes in The Inheritance Games - The Hawthorne Legacy

Ideas

Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.

Anna Kendrick - Scrappy Little Nobody

Wise Sayings

George Lucas should have distributed the "source code" to Star Wars. Millions of fans would create their own movies and stories. Most of them would be terrible, but a few would be genius.

Gabe Newell

George Lucas Quotes about Star Wars

Burn rubber not gasoline.

(Tesla)

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Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."

Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16

Shower

You want to be the pebble in the pond that creates the ripple for change.

Tim Cook

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