Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
Jacob: "Are you Steve Jobs?"
Jacob: "Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?"
Jacob: "Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever."
You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.Ideas, Facebook, Business, Google, MicrosoftSteve Wozniak
I feel like at this point, Apple's releasing products, just to see if there's anything we won't buy.Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Think different.Advertising SlogansUnknown (Apple)
You know, Apple Computer started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple.Pam Beesly in The Office, Season 5 Episode 22
We're very simple people at Apple. We focus on making the world's best products and enriching people's lives.Tim Cook
I've really enjoyed working together with Apple to help launch their new streaming service. It is really cool to see Apple getting involved.Kygo, August 2019
I have all of the Apple products. Everything I've ever written, I've written on a Mac. My first computer, my roommates and I chipped in, and we got that first Macintosh - 128K. It had as much memory as a greeting card that plays music.Aaron Sorkin
Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.iPhonesAl Franken
I think I'm going to refrain from criticizing Apple too much. I mean, that's been a pretty great company.Julian Robertson
The rise of Google, the rise of Facebook, the rise of Apple, I think are proof that there is a place for computer science as something that solves problems that people face every day.Computer, Internet, Facebook, GoogleEric Schmidt
Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community.Facebook, Google, Microsoft, AmazonMark Zuckerberg
The employees at the Apple headquarters keep running into the stylish new glass walls. Windows problems at Apple.Jan Böhmermann (Neo Magazin Royale), Sendung vom 01.03.2018
Apple is believed to be partnering with American Express on a new mobile payment system, that would replace carrying credit cards around. That way, you can lose your naked pictures and all your money in one easy step.Jimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
This is about as close as America gets to having a royal baby; Apple unveiling a new iPhone.iPhonesJimmy Kimmel in Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Business and growing jobs is about taking risk, sometimes failing, sometimes succeeding, but always striving. It is about dreams. Usually, it doesn’t work out exactly as you might have imagined. Steve Jobs was fired at Apple. He came back and changed the world.Mitt Romney
"Who made you?"
Siri: "Like it says on the box - I was designed by Apple in California."