Quotes and Sayings about Apocalypse

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

In order to get cheap accommodation in Australia, we like foreign people to do manual labour for us. Helping feed the cows is very important, they are the future of McDonald's.

Australia... not just the country where Russell Crowe lives, but very much the Russell Crowe of countries.

Here was the chance to provide the leadership the country deserved: positive, modern, rational, appealing to people's hopes rather than their fears.

If you want to develop character, go to Australia.

Wow. Australia! That sounds kind of... far.

The use of the word "just" by an Australian means that whatever it is you have to do, it will not be easy, as in "Just pull that sword out of the stone" or "Just split that atom."

If you're wondering where Australia's at culturally, 30 years ago, one of its TV stations decided to play the occasional foreign film.
To this day, the most common joke about that station is you can see t*ts on there.

Australia is not a secular country. It is a free country. This is a nation where you have the freedom to follow any belief system you choose.

Every country is like a particular type of person. America is like a belligerent, adolescent boy; Canada is like an intelligent, 35-year-old woman. Australia is like Jack Nicholson. It comes right up to you and laughs very hard in your face in a highly threatening and engaging manner.

Shit, even our Prime Minister is calling our Cricket team cheats. F*ck's sake, Malcolm, f*ck's sake... oh, whatever - only thing he's good for is getting yelled at by Donald Trump.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Australia - and that's practically the same thing.