The best Quotes by Annie Marks

Ruby: "Maybe you shouldn't have bought it in the first place."
Annie: "My, what a helpful contribution. Let me just grab my time machine."

Why aren't there any of these awesome women in my history book? I'll tell you why. Sister made the mistake of getting her period.

Danny: "Can I stay home from school today?"
Beth: "Nobody's staying home."
Danny: "I feel sick."
Beth: "What hurts?"
Danny: "My spleen."
Beth: "Specificity is good, but that's over the top. Next time, try tummy."

Girls today can be anything. CEO, Olympic golden medalist, even a Supreme Court Justice. We've finally broken that glass ceiling and, wow, it sure looks good from the top.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!