The best Quotes by Anne Carlson

"After breastfeeding, I think it's best that you put yourselves away."
"I wasn't even breastfeeding. It just looked refreshing."

Not kill me. I'm not suicidal. Just leave me brain dead for like a week, you know? Like a brain dead vacation!

Look, they're not winning any blue ribbons, okay, but they stuck in there. You know, they may be a little deflated, but they're not throwing in the towel.

I feel like a proud show dog that didn't understand her days were numbered. Like, look at these things; it's just like chicken skin.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!