Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.
Scrappy Little Nobody
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
I'm so humble it's crazy. I'm like the Kanye West of humility.
I like to think of myself less like "an adult" and more like "a former fetus".
It's cute how I used to think this 'barely holding it together' feeling was temporary.
I love rules and I love following them, unless that rule is stupid.
Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.
But here's the thing about crazy: It. Wants. Out.
Scrappy Little Nobody
I gave up on being Nice. I started putting more value on other qualities instead: passion, bravery, intelligence, practicality, humor, patience, fairness, sensitivity.
Scrappy Little Nobody
I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own.
You know you're hungover when you brush your teeth with your sunglasses on.
January 2014
I happen to be a huge "Lord of the Rings" fan. I do an annual marathon of the extended editions.
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When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.
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If we're gonna date, you may have to defeat my seven evil exes.
Ramona Flowers in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
You broke the heart that broke mine.
Knives Chau in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
This next song goes out to the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony. It's called, "We hate you, please die".
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You know what really sucks? Everything.
Scott Pilgrim in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Don't let what's past ruin your future.
Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it.
Kim Pine in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
He called you pretty... That's practically an insult, the way you look right now... You're much more than beautiful.
Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain.
The right thing isn't always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So... good luck figuring that out.
Even more, I had never meant to love him. One thing I truly knew - knew it in the pit of my stomach, in the center of my bones, knew it from the crown of my head to the soles of my feet, knew it deep in my empty chest - was how love gave someone the power to break you.
It's like my dad always says: "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood or getting a divorce."
You guys are the best. Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts. And that's what matters.
Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect
Chloe, could you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat!
Aubrey in Pitch Perfect
What an inspiration to girls all over the country who are too ugly to be cheerleaders.
John Smith in Pitch Perfect
Bumper: "I have a feeling that we should kiss. Is that feeling a good feeling, or an incorrect feeling?"
Fat Amy: "I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think... better not."
Fat Amy: "I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth. But then I think... better not."
Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect
Aubrey: "You call yourself "Fat Amy"?"
Fat Amy: "Yeah, so twig b*tches like you don't do it behind my back."
Fat Amy: "Yeah, so twig b*tches like you don't do it behind my back."
Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect
I can literally say antisemitic shit and they can't drop me. Now what?
Kanye West - October 2022, 9 days before being dropped by Adidas
Don't care what you say, nothin' on me
I don't care 'bout the lawyer fees
I don't care 'bout your loyalties
God will solve it all for me
I don't care 'bout the lawyer fees
I don't care 'bout your loyalties
God will solve it all for me
Kanye West - God Breathed, Album: Donda
I was up for sale, but I couldn't tell
God made it rain, the devil made it hail
Dropped out of school, but I'm that one at Yale
Made the best tracks and still went off the rail
God made it rain, the devil made it hail
Dropped out of school, but I'm that one at Yale
Made the best tracks and still went off the rail
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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
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2I don't consider myself to be the best... and I don't like compliments... they distract me.
"You see, Momo," he told her one day, "it's like this: Sometimes, when you've a very long street ahead of you, you think how terribly long it is and feel sure you'll never get it swept."
He gazed silently into space before continuing.
"And then you start to hurry," he went on. "You work faster and faster, and every time you look up there seems to be just as much left to sweep as before, and you try even harder, and you panic, and in the end you're out of breath and have to stop - and still the street stretches away in front of you. That's not the way to do it."
He pondered a while. Then he said, "You must never think of the whole street at once, understand? You must only concentrate on the next step, the next breath, the next stroke of the broom, and the next, and the next. Nothing else."
Again he paused for thought before adding, "That way you enjoy your work, which is important, because then you make a good job of it. And that's how it ought to be."
He gazed silently into space before continuing.
"And then you start to hurry," he went on. "You work faster and faster, and every time you look up there seems to be just as much left to sweep as before, and you try even harder, and you panic, and in the end you're out of breath and have to stop - and still the street stretches away in front of you. That's not the way to do it."
He pondered a while. Then he said, "You must never think of the whole street at once, understand? You must only concentrate on the next step, the next breath, the next stroke of the broom, and the next, and the next. Nothing else."
Again he paused for thought before adding, "That way you enjoy your work, which is important, because then you make a good job of it. And that's how it ought to be."
Michael Ende in Momo
20You know the thing about good food? It brings folks together from all walks of life.
James in The Princess and the Frog
15The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it.
There are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.
A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'
I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.