Quotes by Andy Rooney

Andrew Aitken Rooney was an American radio and television writer who was best known for his weekly broadcast "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney", a part of the CBS News program 60 Minutes from 1978 to 2011. His final regular appearance on 60 Minutes aired on October 2, 2011; he died a month later at the age of 92.

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We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

Andy Rooney
 
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Andy Rooney
 
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Andy Rooney
 
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.

Andy Rooney
 
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I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Andy Rooney
 
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