The best Quotes by Amy Sedaris

I always find something to keep me busy.

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.

But I always like to play ugly people who think they're pretty.

They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?

It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.

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Dated a Jawa for a while. They're quite furry. Very furry. Lot of issues.

Peli Motto in Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett - Season 1 Episode 5

No? You can't say no. You're a droid! What is this, a democracy all of a sudden?

Peli Motto in Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett - Season 1 Episode 5

You hit this button, you're gonna evacuate you exhaust manifold... if you know what I mean.

Peli Motto in Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett - Season 1 Episode 5

Mind if I count it? Not that I don't trust you. I just wanna make sure you don't give me too much.

Peli Motto in Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett - Season 1 Episode 5

Thank the Force! This little thing has had me worried sick. Come here, you little womp rat. Looks like it remembers me. How much do you want for it? Just kidding. But not really.

Peli Motto in The Mandalorian - Season 2 Episode 1

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Nothing bad ever happens on the Labrador peninsula.

Mr. Peanutbutter in BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Episode 8

Tennis makes me so mad! Why doesn't anyone catch the ball?

Mr. Peanutbutter in BoJack Horseman - Season 3 Episode 2

Tennis

Idea for a new app: an undo button that can undo long amounts of time. Three months. A year. A life. One click and everything could just go back to the way it was.

Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman - Season 2 Episode 12

Love is an illusion, and happiness is fleeting.

Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman - Season 2 Episode 10

Happiness

I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody's gonna love that guy.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

We're just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

He's so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

Bo-Katan: "I haven't seen battle droids since the Clone Wars."
Din: "I have."
Bo-Katan: "Any of 'em look suspicious?"
Din: "They all look suspicious."

Din Djarin in The Mandalorian - Season 3 Episode 6

"I thought Mandalorians were honorable."
Koska Reeves: "We are, kid. All it takes is a few credits."

The Mandalorian - Season 3 Episode 6

Greef: "Be careful, my friend. They've got you outnumbered ten to one."
Din: "I like these odds."
Greef: "I bet you do."

Greef Karga in The Mandalorian - Season 3 Episode 5

From experience, it often takes a new perspective before one is able to see the light.

Elia Kane in The Mandalorian - Season 3 Episode 5

One does not speak unless one knows.

Din Djarin in The Mandalorian - Season 3 Episode 4

Bo-Katan: "I've scugged off a lot of Imperial warlords."
Din: "They tend to get mad when you hijack their ships."
Bo-Katan: "Now you tell me."

Bo-Katan in The Mandalorian

I swear on my name. And the names of the Ancestors, that I shall walk the way of the Mand'alor and the words of the Creed shall be forever forged in my heart.

Din Djarin in The Mandalorian - Season 3 Episode 3

I knew quite a few Jedi, you know. I don't know what they taught you about us, but there was a time we actually got along quite well. Fought side by side.

Bo-Katan in The Mandalorian - Season 2 Episode 3

Never trust a pirate.

Din Djarin in The Mandalorian - Season 3 Episode 1

Pirates

I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.

BoJack in BoJack Horseman

That's the problem with life, you either know what you want, and you don't get what you want, or you get what you want, and you don’t know what you want.

Diane Nguyen in BoJack Horseman

Life

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead.

Mr. Peanutbutter in BoJack Horseman

Happiness

Being a Mandalorian is not just learning about how to fight. You also have to know how to navigate the Galaxy. That way you'll never be lost.

Din Djarin in The Mandalorian - Season 3

Take care of this little one or maybe, it'll take care of you.

Greef Karga in The Mandalorian - Season 1 Episode 8

Not all Mandalorians are bounty hunters. Some of us serve a higher purpose.

Bo-Katan in The Mandalorian - Season 2 Episode 8

The Empire improves every system it touches. Judge by any metric: safety, prosperity, trade, opportunity, peace. Compare Imperial rule to what is happening right now. Is the world more peaceful since the revolution? I see nothing but death and chaos.

The Client in The Mandalorian - Season 1 Episode 7

You got guts, I'll give you that. You better fight as good as you talk.

Boba Fett in Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett - Season 1 Episode 3

This is the one that you saved? You are as its father. A clan of two. But you have removed your helmet. Then you are a Mandalorian no more.

The Armorer in The Mandalorian - Season 3

As a Jedi, we were trained to be keepers of the peace, not soldiers. But all I've been since I was a Padawan is a soldier.

Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Season 7 Episode 11

Jedi

If you wish to continue breathing, I advise you to weigh your next words carefully.

Fennec Shand in Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett - Season 1 Episode 3

Breathing Funny Threats

None will be free until the old ways are gone forever.

Kuiil in The Mandalorian - Season 1 Episode 7

Cad Bane: "I'd be careful where I was sticking my nose if I were you."
Cobb Vanth: "Is that friendly advice or a threat?"

Cobb Vanth in Star Wars: The Book of Boba Fett - Season 1 Episode 6

Confronting fear is the destiny of a Jedi. Your destiny.

Luke Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker

Jedi

There's just something about the feeling of their helmets on my fists.

Zeb Orrelios in Star Wars: Rebels - Spark of Rebellion

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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