The words "I am Innocent" mean absolutely shit in Among Us.
Did you sabotage O2?
'Cause you are taking my breath away.
'Cause you are taking my breath away.
What kind of futuristic spaceship has gasoline anyway? This looks like a gas tank. I mean... really?
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - October 2020, playing Among Us
1Is it a concern for girls if a guy is eerily good at a game based around lying and being emotionally manipulative?
Disguised Toast - via Twitter, September 2020
1The number #1 lesson I learned from playing Among Us is that "impostor" is not spelled "imposter".
That feeling when you were about to finish a long and annoying task, but then some jerk presses the emergency button because someone followed them.
Why shouldn't you let flying horses play Among Us?
Because they're Pega-sus!
Because they're Pega-sus!
I'm so f*cking tired of Among Us jokes!
Sorry, I just had to vent.
Sorry, I just had to vent.
Nothing like the sexual tension between you and the person who just watched you jump out of a vent.
What does the impostor have in common with me at work?
We're both pretending to engage in tasks to avoid general suspicion.
We're both pretending to engage in tasks to avoid general suspicion.
America made Among Us. What's Europe's equivalent?
Among Eu.
Among Eu.
Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat? It's usually pretty dead.
What's an impostor's favorite weapon?
A Nintendo Switch-blade
A Nintendo Switch-blade
Who wrote "The Cat In The Hat Plays Among Us"?
Dr. Sus!
Dr. Sus!
Jesus: "There's an impostor among us."
John: "Judas acting sus!"
Matthew: "I'm calling for an emergency supper."
John: "Judas acting sus!"
Matthew: "I'm calling for an emergency supper."
You know, if a cat or dog plays Among Us, they usually wanna be the... Impawstor.
"Just shut up, man!"
"Will you shut up already?"
"Okay, clown!"
This isn't the presidential debate, it's just an Among Us emergency meeting.
"Will you shut up already?"
"Okay, clown!"
This isn't the presidential debate, it's just an Among Us emergency meeting.
Getting called "sus" in Among us is a completely new type of pain. Especially when you're innocent.
What do you call an Italian playing Among Us?
Impasta
Impasta
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