The best Quotes by Amily Luck

Mohsin: "Remember last summer when you took a bunch of Adderall with margaritas and thought you met Oliver Twist?"
Amily: "No. The whole point of taking Adderall and margaritas is so you don't remember."

Frisbee: "Tell me that's not alcohol?!"
Amily: "Maybe it is - maybe it isn't."

Wendy: "Do you remember that time last year when you took three Tylenol PMs for your headache at lunch, and then you thought you saw a bobcat in the bathroom?"
Amily: "Yeah, I do, and in my defense, I thought I was taking three Vicodin. So it's not apples to opioids."

I do want to just be completely open and honest. Yes, I did cocaine twice last week, but I did zero cocaine preceding the event that I am about to describe. I also accidentally roofied myself last night, too, but I don't know if that's really relevant.

Amily: "We don't know that this is a religious thing. Maybe you'll just spontaneously combust."
Clark: "What?"
Amily: "Low, low percentage."

How about this? Why don't you tell your face to tell your face the truth the first time? Or tell that 'stache to tell the rest of your face the truth the first time.

I love the free press. It's, like, the best... press.

You are acting crazier than normal, which is very crazy.

Mohsin: "God would probably choose someone simple, sweet."
Clark: "That's not me. I'm not simple and sweet. I'm very edgy, actually."

Chamuel: "You have been chosen by God to help the world."
Clark: "No, really? I was afraid he was gonna say something like this."

If Clark is the beacon to God, the freaky possibilities of how this could all play out are literally endless.

Clark, the glowing is gorgeous. Tom, need the hands above the equator.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.