Miranda: "She didn't even have the balls to tell me she sent it. She just amazoned me."
Carrie: "Amazoned me? Did you just make that up?"
I want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer, 'cause you guys paid for all this.Jeff Bezos, July 2021, about the first manned Blue Origin flight to space
This journey began some 27 years ago. Amazon was only an idea, and it had no name. The question I was asked most frequently at that time was, "What’s the internet?" Blessedly, I haven’t had to explain that in a long while.Jeff Bezos, February 2021
I'm excited to announce that this Q3 I'll transition to Executive Chair of the Amazon Board and Andy Jassy will become CEO. In the Exec Chair role, I intend to focus my energies and attention on new products and early initiativesJeff Bezos, February 2021
Would be great if someone found a tax loophole to make Amazon pay taxes in Germany.Jan Böhmermann, December 2020
Brazil... the country with the second most valuable Amazon on earth.BrazilJohn Oliver in Last Week Tonight
We've had three big ideas at Amazon that we've stuck with for 18 years, and they're the reason we're successful: Put the customer first. Invent. And be patient.Jeff Bezos
Basically, Amazon is the industry trend setter. They're the Michael Jackson of shipping: They're the best at what they do, everyone tries to imitate them, and nobody who learns a third thing about them is happy that they did.John Oliver in Last Week Tonight, Warehouses
Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community.Facebook, Apple, Google, Microsoft & WindowsMark Zuckerberg