Quotes and Sayings about Amazon

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Quotes and Sayings about Amazon

There are two kinds of companies; those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. One will be second.

Jeff Bezos (Amazon CEO)

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If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 10

Miranda: "She didn't even have the balls to tell me she sent it. She just amazoned me."
Carrie: "Amazoned me? Did you just make that up?"

Carrie Bradshaw in And Just Like That... - Season 1 Episode 5

I want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer, 'cause you guys paid for all this.

Jeff Bezos - July 2021, about the first manned Blue Origin flight to space

This journey began some 27 years ago. Amazon was only an idea, and it had no name. The question I was asked most frequently at that time was, "What’s the internet?" Blessedly, I haven’t had to explain that in a long while.

Jeff Bezos - February 2021

I'm excited to announce that this Q3 I'll transition to Executive Chair of the Amazon Board and Andy Jassy will become CEO. In the Exec Chair role, I intend to focus my energies and attention on new products and early initiatives

Jeff Bezos - February 2021

Would be great if someone found a tax loophole to make Amazon pay taxes in Germany.

Jan Böhmermann - December 2020

Brazil... the country with the second most valuable Amazon on earth.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight)

We've had three big ideas at Amazon that we've stuck with for 18 years, and they're the reason we're successful: Put the customer first. Invent. And be patient.

Basically, Amazon is the industry trend setter. They're the Michael Jackson of shipping: They're the best at what they do, everyone tries to imitate them, and nobody who learns a third thing about them is happy that they did.

John Oliver (Last Week Tonight) - Warehouses

Michael Jackson

(Amazon) - 1999

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Mark Zuckerberg

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I like my money where I can see it - hanging in my closet!

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Rachel: "Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping."

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Sweetie, I just spent $395 on a pair of open-toed Gucci's last week. This is not the place to be frugal.

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Everybody who's been to space says it changes them in some way, and I'm just really excited to figure out how it's gonna change me.

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Germany... a country whose idea of a bedtime story is two children being left to die in the forest, before nearly being cooked and eaten and then murdering an old woman.

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