The best Quotes by Alma Solares

Darío: "I don't like these kinds of places. But it was worth coming. For just one reason."
Alma: "Which one?"
Darío: "To meet you."
Alma: "That's the worst pick-up line I've heard in my entire life."

Now that we're here, the average age in this place just went up to 25.

Come on, you urgently need a self-esteem boost. And someone to remove the cobwebs in your head and your lady parts.

Alma Quintana Solares: "I don't understand the obsession of modern generations of portraying death as glamorous."
Zoe Solares: "Mom, you do know that I'm going to be a medical examiner, right?"

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!