The best Quotes by Allison Hargreeves

"Everybody else can see Ben, right?"
"Yeah, and he's a complete d-ckhead."

You don't get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself.

When something seems too perfect, it's usually anything but.

I think maybe you're the only person who really knows who I am and still likes me anyway.

Five: "Help me with this crossword puzzle. I need a five letter word for 'disappointment'."
Diego: "Klaus."
Five: "It fits."

Therapist: "You need to stop doing these weird things. Go out sometime."
Klaus: "I went to the park today."
Therapist: "There you go! I hope you got something from that."
Klaus: "[Opens up coat] This duck."

I'd ask what you're up to, Klaus, but then it occurred to me: I don't care.

We didn't choose this life, we're just living in it.

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

War. Such a fascinating concept. A temporary salve for a permanent human flaw.

Where has it gotten me? Nowhere. I can't talk to the person I love. People still don't take me seriously. I wanna be numb again.

The only thing The Umbrella Academy knows about love is how to screw it up.

If you don't make it back, there's one thing that I need to tell you...

We all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.