Quotes and Sayings about Aliens

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

There may be aliens in our Milky Way galaxy, and there are billions of other galaxies. The probability is almost certain that there is life somewhere in space.

All right, this is it. These crummy aliens stole our parents, it's time to show them what we're made of. We're tough, we're mean. Darnit, we're carbon based life forms. So, who's going to kick buttocks?

Dispatch, this is Unit Fourteen. We've got a... what's the code for a gigantic alien spaceship?

Aquariums provide an ideal opportunity to study alien fauna up close. Select carefully which lifeforms you bring onboard - they may also be studying you.

Aliens are not real. But bald people are.

Our job is keeping people in the dark about alien life on Earth, and nothing says covert operation like a flying woman in a red skirt.

The first time I saw E.T., the actual image of an alien, and he was so sweet-looking. I wanted him. I wanted E.T.

Reusable space vehicles are the only way to build a road to space. And we need to build a road to space so that our children can build the future.

Everybody who's been to space says it changes them in some way, and I'm just really excited to figure out how it's gonna change me.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

I can remember in early elementary school when the Russians launched the first satellite. There was still so much unknown about space. People thought Mars was probably populated.

These days, space is less dangerous than the streets of Berlin.

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Mankind invented the atomic bomb, but no mouse would ever construct a mousetrap.

Mostly, I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world every day. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time.

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary. Men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Human behavior flows from three main sources: desire, emotion, and knowledge.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

"Do you hate people?"
"I don't hate them... I just feel better when they're not around."

E.T. phone home.

I can't feel anything anymore. You've gone someplace else now. I'll believe in you all my life, every day. E.T., I love you.

Gertie: "I just wanted to say goodbye."
Michael: "He doesn't know 'goodbye'."
E.T.: "Be good."

Michael: "Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live; kind of like those rabbits we saw. He could be a monkey or an orangutan."
Elliott: "A bald monkey?"
Gertie: "Is he a pig? He sure eats like one."

Elliott: "He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship."
Greg: "Well, can't he just beam up?"
Elliott: "This is reality, Greg!"

He needs to go home; he's calling his people. And I don't know where they are, but he needs to go home.

Jimmy: "But dad, all my friends are going."
Dad: "I know son, but if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them? I don't think so."

[burps] Well, at least it's coming out of the attic and not the bas*ment.

One day, Carl, an influx of hormones that we can't control will overpower our better judgment and drive us to pursue the female species against our will.

Every woman worth her salt knows that we have to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good.

What do you think is so bad about "girl?" I'm a girl and your boss and powerful and rich and hot and smart. So, if you perceive Supergirl as anything less than excellent, isn't the real problem you?

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

Some things just can't be described. And stepping onto the moon was one of them.

Fury... since you've been gone, things have gotten much worse.

Caution: scans show the digestive tracts of nearby lifeforms contain human tissues.

Violence is never the answer - except when it is!

When I was a child, my planet Krypton was dying. I was sent to earth to protect my cousin. But my pod got knocked off-course and by the time I got here, my cousin had already grown up and become... Superman.

Meeting Oprah Winfrey, I cried like a baby. Meeting Steven Spielberg, I cried like a baby. Meeting Denzel Washington, I gushed like a crazy woman. If I don't get excited or star struck by someone I've been dying to meet, it's time to retire.

The Avengers, the Fantastic Four - they must be crippled by mistrust, knowing anybody could be the enemy. But we have an advantage. We don't trust each other to begin with.

Been riding a desk for the past six years trying to figure out where our future enemies are coming from. Never occurred to me they would be coming from above.

You know, you should always be polite to your neighbors. You never know when you might need to borrow some sugar.