The best Quotes from Alice in Zombieland

The best Quotes from Alice in Zombieland

"Don't look now, but that's my ex over there."
Surely I'm not the only one who takes "don't look now" as "there's no better time than now." I looked.
"Bad, Ali!" Another slap to my arm. "Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?"

Gena Showalter

I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.

Gena Showalter

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Giving up is the only sure way to fail.

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You keep running and one day when you stop running you're going to fall, and I'm going to be there to catch you.

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Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.

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There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.

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People are the most difficult thing in the world to change.

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I'm not a bad person. I haven't killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don't kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?

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Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren't enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.

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But we all must be true to our own nature. Acting as anyone other than yourself merely brings you pain and makes you appear ashamed of who and what you are. Others will feed off that shame, and soon it will be all that you are.

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The FBI is now the prime functionary of the Deep State. The politicized leadership at the very top has turned it into a tool of surveillance and suppression of American citizens.

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Walk until the darkness is a memory, and you become the sun on the next traveler's horizon.

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Humans had always been better at killing than any other living thing.

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"And what if there's nothing in there?"
"You die and there's nothing beyond that. Nothing. Nothing remains. Someone might remember you for a little while after but not for long."

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