Quotes by Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

You can't do comedy with a beard.

Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.