Amazon Alexa - The funniest Commands

Amazon Alexa - The funniest Commands

Amazon Alexa, also known simply as Alexa, is a virtual assistant technology largely based on a Polish speech synthesizer named Ivona, bought by Amazon in 2013.

"Is Santa Claus real?"
Alexa: "All I know is that someone has been eating all my cookies."

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.
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Parker, I'm your mother. Mothers don't lie to their sons. Now go wash your hands or santa's not gonna bring you anything for christmas.
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 2 Episode 19
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Don't be surprised if you wake up in a big brown bag one day. That only means that Santa finally fulfilled my wish.
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I heard there's an old man going around offering gifts to children without asking for compensation. Is that what you call an act of kindness? Fascinating.
Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."
Papa Elf in Elf
Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
Nothing, it's on the house!
Christians are like a thirteen year old kid who still believes in Santa.
Santa can't always give a child what they want. 'Cause the child will grow up, become an adult, and realize that a Chanel bag costs a month's wage for most people. Which is the result of just a few people having far too much money.
Alex - The Santa in Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas - Season 1 Episode 2
On a very special night every year, legend has it that a jolly old man in a red suit flies through the air and brings gifts, laughter, and joy to children everywhere.
I'm sending you this message in times of capitalism, consumption and presents to remind you of the true meaning of Christmas:
The birth of Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
Why are you so serious? What's wrong with believing and liking stuff like Santa Claus and magic, even when you're a bit older?
On Christmas Eve, many years ago, I lay quietly in my bed. I did not rustle the sheets. I breathed slowly and silently. I was listening for a sound I was afraid I'd never hear. The ringing bells of Santa's sleigh.
May you never be too grown up to search the skies on Christmas Eve.
Dear Santa, I have been nice all year.
Most of the time.
Once in awhile.
Never mind, I'll buy my own stuff.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas. You know, the birth of Santa?
Dear Santa, before I explain... how much do you know already?
Who can eat millions of cookies in one night and not get fat? Well, I can.
The village houses over a million elves. Now, if you combine Amazon, FedEx, the postal service, and UPS with every manufacturing company in the world, and they quadrupled their output for an entire year, well, you just might be getting close to what we can accomplish here in Santa's Village in a single day.
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Just saw a three-year-old with a t-shirt saying: "Santa doesn't exist. But that's okay, I can't read."
My parents told me not to lie. All I'm saying is: Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy.
Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people only once a year.
Of course there is a Santa Claus. It's just that no single somebody could do all he has to do. So the Lord has spread the task among us all. That's why everybody is Santa Claus. I am. You are.
They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
The Santa Claus, a symbol of love and peace, touches our hearts during this reflective time. With his friendly smile and his big sack full of gifts, he brings joy to the world. Children and adults believe in his magic, which unites us all. May Santa Claus always remain in our hearts, reminding us that the true gift is love.
Christmas Eve is like a marathon for Santa Claus. He sprints from house to house to deliver gifts. But sometimes, even he goes off track: getting stuck in chimneys, losing his sleigh, or even forgetting where he parked his reindeer! At the end of the day, he's completely exhausted, but happy to have brought joy to people all around the world.
Santa Claus has a tough job. He has to deliver millions of presents every year, climb down chimneys, and give instructions to reindeer. And all of this while wearing an oversized red coat! No wonder he's so fit - he has the best job for a fitness program!
Once, in the frosty winter nights, an old man with a flowing beard and sparkling eyes roamed through the snowy forests. He was the Santa Claus, carrying gifts from house to house to bring joy to people. In his magnificent red cloak and with his faithful reindeer sleigh, he spread hope and warmth in the cold world.
You know, not only am I campaigning, but I'm running the world.
Joe Biden - Juli 2024
I just want to show them that I can play and I belong here. A lot of people don't think I should be here and I'm just here to prove that I do.
Bronny James - April 2023
I was born into it, so I feel like the path was already chosen. But my dad is cool enough to let me take whatever path I want if I wanted to not pursue basketball. But I think basketball is going to be my thing, for sure.
Bronny James - August 2022
It has been discovered that LeBron James is sleeping with his newest teammate's mom.
Juni 2024
My last year will be played with my son. Wherever Bronny's at, that's where I'll be. I would do whatever it takes to play with my son for one year. It's not about the money at that point.
LeBron James - February 2022
Perfection is impossible. In the 1,526 singles matches I played in my career, I won almost 80% of those matches. But what percentage of points did I win? 54%! In other words, even top ranked tennis players win barely more than half the points they play. When you lose every second point on average, you learn not to dwell on every shot.
Roger Federer - Juni 2024
We've had a lot of away games in the Champions League this season where we've heard the fans. When I think of the game in Newcastle, where you can hear our fans the whole time, even though it was said beforehand that Newcastle is the loudest stadium in England – that's really saying something. We are looking forward to our fans, they will deliver again in Paris.
I felt like a child amongst all the established players. First of all I had to prove myself in training and earn respect and over several months show what I was capable of.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Recently, on my 18th birthday, my mother showed me a note from my time at primary school. We had to write down what we wanted to be. The only thing I'd written was: football player. I really did always want that and started early on to kick everything I came across: balloons, balls and anything else lying around the house. There was a lot flying about at our place.
Florian Wirtz - July 2021
Your mom's so fat, even in Minecraft she appears round.
One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.
Joe Biden - März 2024
What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.
I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.
I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

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