Quote by Alex Vause (Orange Is the New Black)

I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black

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Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.

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Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?

Alex Vause in Orange Is the New Black

I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.

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For me, personally, I watch pretty much everything on Netflix, and I watch all the episodes in a row, when I can.

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Netflix

Sure you want to meet that soul mate and fall in love and have the big thing, but until that happens, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs.

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I never think of myself as any kind of sex symbol, but I get letters from all over, all sorts. It's really cool. I get a lot from inmates, which is kind of scary. But the best was the guy who wanted to send me a plane ticket to fly me to his prom.

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I like to think I'll just be walking down the street one day and stop and meet someone, like, 'Oh my God, you're awesome,' and then we start dating.

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You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black

What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.

Aleida Diaz in Orange Is the New Black

I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.

Nicky Nichols in Orange Is the New Black

Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."

Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8

Vaginas

Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."

Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8

All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.

Galina 'Red' Reznikov in Orange Is the New Black

What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?

George 'Pornstache' Mendez in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5

Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?

Tiffany 'Pennsatucky' Doggett in Orange Is the New Black

Joe Caputo: "You ever notice how some dog breeds, they sound kind of dirty? Like, shih tzu, cocker, Jack-something."
Susan Fischer: "Poodle."
Joe Caputo: "That is good, I didn't think of that one."

Joe Caputo in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 7

The only difference between us is, when I made bad decisions in life, I didn't get caught.

Susan Fischer in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 7

I am not crazy. I am unique.

Suzanne Warren in Orange Is the New Black

Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.

Dayanara Diaz in Orange Is the New Black

It's like...It's like I'm a f*cked-up-shit magnet.

Maria Ruiz in Orange Is the New Black

I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.

Brook Soso in Orange Is the New Black - Season 3

Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."

Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 1

(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.

Sophia Burset in Orange Is the New Black

If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.

Maritza Ramos in Orange Is the New Black

You gotta move...The f*ck...On!

Gloria Mendoza in Orange Is the New Black

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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