The best Quotes by Alex Vause

The best Quotes by Alex Vause

Alex Vause is a fictional character played by Laura Prepon on the Netflix series Orange Is the New Black.

Rule Number One: Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl.
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I'm pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.
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Well, I think that... when you have a connection with someone, it never really goes away, you know?
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I am so like Donna it's funny. And most of my friends are guys too.
For me, personally, I watch pretty much everything on Netflix, and I watch all the episodes in a row, when I can.
Sure you want to meet that soul mate and fall in love and have the big thing, but until that happens, you gotta kiss a lot of frogs.
I never think of myself as any kind of sex symbol, but I get letters from all over, all sorts. It's really cool. I get a lot from inmates, which is kind of scary. But the best was the guy who wanted to send me a plane ticket to fly me to his prom.
I like to think I'll just be walking down the street one day and stop and meet someone, like, 'Oh my God, you're awesome,' and then we start dating.
You're a beautiful, sweet girl. F*ck this guy!
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What do I think love is? It's like when someone makes your stomach feel all tight, but floaty at the same time, you know? And your cheeks hurt from smiling. And you smile so much, that people think something's wrong with you.
...And also f*cking. Twenty-four seven, deep-dick, can't-walk-right f*cking.
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"What's love to you?"
Flaca: "It's like getting into a bath, but the water is like warm chocolate pudding. And the Smiths are playing ‘There Is A Light That Never Goes Out.' There's mood lighting all over, and there's like five dudes massaging you."
Maritza: "And you have a pizza!"
Flaca: "She's right. You also have a pizza."
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All I wanted was to eat the chicken that is smarter than other chickens and to absorb it's power.
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You gotta move...The f*ck...On!
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If I hadn't buried my feelings so deep I would totally be tearing up right now.
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Pain is always there cause life is freaking painful, okay?
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I would very much like to return your witty banter, but I am too exhausted to be clever.
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I hate it when you talk sometimes. No... all the time.
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You need to figure out what the f*ck you want.
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If you want my advice? Get out of your own goddamn drama for a minute.
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Larry Bloom: "Piper, you put a pee stick in my rinsing cup."
Piper Chapman: "Well, you put your pee stick in my v*gina. And that's why we're in this situation."
Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8
Sam Healy: "It's popular fiction. It's like global warming or female ejac*lation."
Piper: "No! No. No, it's not. This is real."
Sam Healy: "How is it real? Wait, which?"
Piper: "The chicken. And the... the chicken."
Piper Chapman in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 5
Larry Bloom: "Are we at least gonna talk about other options?"
Piper Chapman: "You mean..."
Larry Bloom: "It's not Voldemort, you can say it. Abortion."
Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 8
Or I look single, 34 and single, which must mean there's something wrong with me. Like, you keep large reptiles in tanks, or I have a very special relationship with my mother.
Larry Bloom in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 7
Red: "Black girls hear about a chicken, of course this will happen."
Piper: "Why, because all black people love chicken?"
Red: "Don't be racist. Because they're all on heroin, and somebody's been telling them there's heroin in the chicken."
I'm missing half my zucchini. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not d*ldos.
Pennsatucky: "It weren't my fault. I was just doing as the Spirit commanded."
Pussey: "F*ck are you? Joan of Arc?"
Pennsatucky: "No, I'm from Waynesboro, my name is Tiffany..."
What the hell is the matter with you? You tryin' out for the retard Olympics?
P*rnstache: "You are not an agent of God, okay? God can do so much better than you. You must know that, right?"
Pennsatucky: "Know what?"
P*rnstache: "Jesus Christ, how the f*ck did you survive infancy?"
Pennsatucky: "My auntie helped my momma..."
P*rnstache: "That's a rhetorical question! Do you not understand what a f*cking rhetorical question is?"
I am not crazy. I am unique.
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Stop crying. Remember? Crying makes you ugly and weak.
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It's like...It's like I'm a f*cked-up-shit magnet.
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I'm not surviving, I'm just existing.
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Larry: "She's guilty she's leaving. It's a guilt pig roasting box."
Pete: "At least you get something. I'm not getting laid for a year too. But what do I get?"
Larry: "A baby?"
Pete: "You can't eat it."
Pete Harper in Orange Is the New Black - Season 1 Episode 1
(Love is) pain, horrible pain, that you want again and again.
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