The best Quotes by Alex Sarkov

Patient: "This isn't over, Dr. F*ckov!"
Sarkov: "Dr. F*ckov. Never heard that one before. Very original! Why don't you try Dr. Suckov?"

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Juan: "I'm not a child."
Sarkov: "No, you are a grown man who makes comic books for a living."
Juan: "Graphic novels."
Sarkov: "Okay."

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Comic Books

Sarkov: "That's doctor-patient privilege."
Juan: "I thought you were a scientist."
Sarkov: "It's all the same. We all wear white coats and have trouble with eye contact."

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Doctors & Medicine

My assistant's having a baby. Which is gross. She wanted me to deliver it, as I was like, "I'm not that kind of doctor." I wouldn't even know what I was looking at.

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

I taught Oxford for years. Then I turned 20 and moved to the States.

The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

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How about a copy of the New York Times? It's like reading the internet, but on paper!

Juan Ruiz in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Newspapers

Tilda: "A chupacabra, a banshee, and a succubus meet in a park."
Juan: "What's the punchline?"
Tilda: "We are."

Tilda Weber in The Imperfects - Season 1

Juan: "We should call the police."
Abbi: "Calling the police is what normal people do. We're not normal people anymore."

Abbi Singh in The Imperfects - Season 1

Music is the blanket that keeps me warm. It's the flag I raise when I'm tearing down the barricade. It lifts me out of myself and changes my perspective of the world. It's how I know God exists.

Tilda Weber in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Music

Juan: "I didn't do it on purpose."
Tilda: "Tell that to his neck."

Tilda Weber in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Sydney Burke: "There's a third lung behind the heart."
Juan: "Awesome. Too bad we had to kill the guy to see all these cool insides."

Juan Ruiz in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Tilda: "One more."
PJ: "Don't you think you've had enough?"
Tilda: "I can still hear you. So no."

Tilda Weber in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Tilda: "Chest, butt, one guy asked me to sign his d-ck."
Juan: "What did... I mean, what did you do?"
Tilda: "I tell you what I didn't do. Use my own pen."

Tilda Weber in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Look, I know it's bad, but it's not bourbon bad.

PJ in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

I love science because science is truly the final frontier.

Abbi Singh in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

Tilda's a banshee, Juan's a chupacabra, and I'm a succubus. If we work together, we can reverse the side effects.

Abbi Singh in The Imperfects - Season 1

Abbi: "Tonight we show them that guinea pigs bite back!"
Tilda: "F*ck yeah! You want monsters? We'll give you f*cking monsters!"

Tilda Weber in The Imperfects - Season 1

PJ: "Have you been forgetting your pills?"
Tilda: "The pills have forgotten me."

Tilda Weber in The Imperfects - Season 1 Episode 1

We're the reason people don't have to believe in monsters.

The Imperfects - Season 1

No monster left behind.

The Imperfects - Season 1

Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.

Morton Schmidt in 21 Jump Street

Nerds Comic Books

Anybody who knows me knows I would never read a comic book. And I certainly would never read anything written by Kevin Smith.

Tim Burton

Kevin Smith Comic Books

You're going to judge us? Do you get all your ideas from comic book villains?

Chris Redfield in Resident Evil - 5

Comic Books

Things happen. We can't explain them, we can't control them, but they do happen. Miracles do happen in medicine. They happen everyday, just not always when we need them to happen.

Meredith Grey in Grey's Anatomy - Season 3 Episode 17

Miracles Doctors & Medicine

What would you prefer - a doctor who holds your hand while you die, or one who ignores you while you get better? I suppose it would particularly suck to have a doctor, who ignores you while you die.

Gregory House in Dr. House - Season 1 Episode 3

Doctors & Medicine

Sometimes, the cure is a little taste of the disease. The difference between medicine and poison sometimes is only dosage.

Arthur Harrow in Moon Knight - Season 1 Episode 2

Doctors & Medicine

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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