The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol (Page 2)

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol
Homer Simpson: Alcohol
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Charlie Chaplin: Alcohol

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Alcohol, Funny QuotesWillie Nelson
 
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty, Alcohol, BeerKinky Friedman
 
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Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.

Alcohol, Meeting PeopleDeath Proof, by Stuntman Mike
 
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

Alcohol, WorriesAnn Landers
 
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

AlcoholDean Martin
 
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In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Alcohol, 1969George Best
 
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Alcohol, Drugs, Craziness & WeirdnessHunter S. Thompson
 
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

AlcoholSammy Davis, Jr.
 
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A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

AlcoholRichard Brinsley Sheridan
 
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

AlcoholW. C. Fields
 
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It's not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.

AlcoholTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 3 Episode 10
 
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Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar.

AlcoholErnest Hemingway
 
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