An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.Alcohol, IntelligenceErnest Hemingway
Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"
Restaurant bathroom doors should be identified with the words, 'men' and 'women'. Silhouettes and cartoon drawings of sombreros, bowler hats, puffy skirts and pretty mouths do not provide enough information for drunks.AlcoholTheodore Roosevelt
Charlie: "Oh never again, never again."
Berta: "You gonna stop drinking?"
Charlie: "Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!"
Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!AlcoholEric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7
Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.AlcoholCharlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 6 Episode 3
My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.AlcoholAmy Winehouse
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!AlcoholHomer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 8 Episode 18
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.Alcohol, Foolishness, BeerHomer Simpson in The Simpsons
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.Money, AlcoholGeorge Best