The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol

The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol
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I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

- Oliver ReedAlcohol, Sex

I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

- Winston ChurchillAlcohol

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

- Franklin PierceAlcohol

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

- Johnny CarsonAlcohol, Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny Quotes

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

- Pitch Perfect, by JesseAlcohol

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

- Naomi CampbellAlcohol, Smoking

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

- Frank SinatraAlcohol, Night & Evening

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

- Willie NelsonAlcohol, Funny Quotes

Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'

- King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9Alcohol

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

- Kinky FriedmanBeauty, Alcohol, Beer

Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.

- Death Proof, by Stuntman MikeAlcohol

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

- Ann LandersAlcohol, Worries

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

- William Butler YeatsAlcohol

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

- Gina BarrecaAlcohol, Women, Chocolate

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Dean MartinAlcohol

Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.

- Thomas Shelby in Peaky BlindersAlcohol

In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

- George BestAlcohol, 1969

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

- Ringo StarrAlcohol, Drugs

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

- Hunter S. ThompsonAlcohol, Drugs, Craziness & Weirdness

I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

- Jim CarreyAlcohol, Drugs

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

- Sammy Davis, Jr.Alcohol

A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

- Richard Brinsley SheridanAlcohol

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

- W. C. FieldsAlcohol

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

- Winston ChurchillAlcohol, Funny Quotes

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

- Charlie ChaplinAlcohol

Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?

- Ozzy Man Reviews, Man vs. TruckAlcohol, Party

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

- Debbie Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 8Alcohol, Breakup & Lovesick

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

- Lemmy KilmisterAlcohol

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

- Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2Knowledge, Alcohol

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

- Oscar WildeWork & Carreer, Alcohol

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

- Bob MarleyAlcohol, Drugs, Marijuana & Weed

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

- Mark TwainAlcohol, Whiskey

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.

- Frank SinatraAlcohol

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

- Frank SinatraAlcohol

The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

- William JamesAlcohol

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

- John OsborneAlcohol

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

- Charles Bukowski in WomenAlcohol

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

- F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great GatsbyAlcohol

Lois: 'Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!'
Peter: 'That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!'

- Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 20Alcohol

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

- Benjamin FranklinAlcohol, Wine

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron WhiteLife, Alcohol, Party

Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

- @WillyFerrellAlcohol

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

- Ernest HemingwayAlcohol, Intelligence

Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'

- Samantha Jones in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 10Alcohol, Sex, Singles & Dating

Restaurant bathroom doors should be identified with the words, 'men' and 'women'. Silhouettes and cartoon drawings of sombreros, bowler hats, puffy skirts and pretty mouths do not provide enough information for drunks.

- Theodore RooseveltAlcohol

Charlie: 'Oh never again, never again.'
Berta: 'You gonna stop drinking?'
Charlie: 'Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!'

- Charlie Harper in Two and a half MenAlcohol

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

- Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7Alcohol

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

- Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 6 Episode 3Alcohol

My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.

- Amy WinehouseAlcohol

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

- Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 8 Episode 18Alcohol
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