To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!ToastsHomer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 8 Episode 18
Everything's better with some wine in the belly.WineTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2
'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.Charles Bukowski in Women
The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 1 Episode 18
Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.BrainCharlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 6 Episode 3
It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.John Osborne
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.IntelligenceErnest Hemingway
That's what I do. I drink and I know things.KnowledgeTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.Night & EveningFrank Sinatra
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.Charlie Chaplin
All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.Beer, BrainHomer Simpson in The Simpsons
No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.Pitch Perfect, by Jesse Swanson
Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.Frank Sinatra
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.Frank Sinatra
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.William James
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby
Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7
My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.Amy Winehouse
Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.Humphrey Bogart
There is nothing left to do but get drunk.Franklin Pierce
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.William Butler Yeats
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.Dump-Quotes, Funny Politician Quotes, Funny InsultsWinston Churchill
A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'Lemmy Kilmister
Lois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.Parties, Vodka, ZitronenRon White
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.Unknown
Charlie: "Oh never again, never again."
Berta: "You gonna stop drinking?"
Charlie: "Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!"
Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.WhiskeyThomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders, Season 1 Episode 3
I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.Klaus Kinski
Drinking is much safer than sports. You can't get hurt, only hungover.Kimi Räikkönen
Christian: "What else is against the rules?"
Nadia: "Drinking, smoking, doing drugs..."
Christian: "...so basically all the fun stuff."
I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it.ChampagneWinston Churchill
I gave up drinking once - it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.Humphrey Bogart
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.SexOliver Reed
I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.Winston Churchill
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny QuotesJohnny Carson