I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.- Oliver ReedAlcohol, Sex
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.- Johnny CarsonAlcohol, Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny Quotes
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.- Frank SinatraAlcohol, Night & Evening
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.- Willie NelsonAlcohol, Funny Quotes
Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'
Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.- Death Proof, by Stuntman MikeAlcohol
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.- Ann LandersAlcohol, Worries
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.- William Butler YeatsAlcohol
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.- Gina BarrecaAlcohol, Women, Chocolate
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.- Dean MartinAlcohol
Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.- Thomas Shelby in Peaky BlindersAlcohol
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.- George BestAlcohol, 1969
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.- Hunter S. ThompsonAlcohol, Drugs, Craziness & Weirdness
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.- Richard Brinsley SheridanAlcohol
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.- W. C. FieldsAlcohol
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.- Winston ChurchillAlcohol, Funny Quotes
Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?- Ozzy Man Reviews, Man vs. TruckAlcohol, Party
You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.- Debbie Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 8Alcohol, Breakup & Lovesick
A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'- Lemmy KilmisterAlcohol
That's what I do. I drink and I know things.- Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2Knowledge, Alcohol
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.- Bob MarleyAlcohol, Drugs, Marijuana & Weed
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.- Mark TwainAlcohol, Whiskey
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.- Frank SinatraAlcohol
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.- William JamesAlcohol
It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.- John OsborneAlcohol
'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.- Charles Bukowski in WomenAlcohol
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.- F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great GatsbyAlcohol
Lois: 'Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!'
Peter: 'That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!'
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.- Ron WhiteLife, Alcohol, Party
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.- Ernest HemingwayAlcohol, Intelligence
Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'
Restaurant bathroom doors should be identified with the words, 'men' and 'women'. Silhouettes and cartoon drawings of sombreros, bowler hats, puffy skirts and pretty mouths do not provide enough information for drunks.- Theodore RooseveltAlcohol
Charlie: 'Oh never again, never again.'
Berta: 'You gonna stop drinking?'
Charlie: 'Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!'
Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!- Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7Alcohol
Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.- Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 6 Episode 3Alcohol
My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.- Amy WinehouseAlcohol