Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski in Women6
It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.
Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III3
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.
Jesse Swanson in Pitch Perfect2
A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.
The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.
My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
There is nothing left to do but get drunk.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.
Drinking is much safer than sports. You can't get hurt, only hungover.
I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it.
I gave up drinking once - it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.