The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol
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Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
 
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart
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I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

SexOliver Reed
 
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I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill
 
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There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

Franklin Pierce
 
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny QuotesJohnny Carson
 
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No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Pitch Perfect, by Jesse
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I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

SmokingNaomi Campbell
 
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Night & EveningFrank Sinatra
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Funny QuotesWillie Nelson
 
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Bean: 'I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem.'
Zøg: 'Of course I am. I'm your father.'

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beauty, BeerKinky Friedman
 
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Alcohol is just a lubricant for all the individual encounters that a bar offers.

Death Proof, by Stuntman Mike
 
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People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

WorriesAnn Landers
 
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

William Butler Yeats
 
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Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

Women, ChocolateGina Barreca
 
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Dean Martin
 
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Whisky’s good proofing water. Tells you who’s real and who isn’t.

Thomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders
 
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In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

1969George Best
 
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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

DrugsRingo Starr
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Drugs, Craziness & WeirdnessHunter S. Thompson
 
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I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.

DrugsJim Carrey
 
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Sammy Davis, Jr.
 
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A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan
 
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields
 
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Funny QuotesWinston Churchill
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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Charlie Chaplin
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Why can't he go home? Why can't he grab a kebab, down a glass of water and pass out on the couch with one shoe on, like a normal person?

PartyOzzy Man Reviews, Man vs. Truck
 
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You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Breakup & LovesickDebbie Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 8
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A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

Lemmy Kilmister
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That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

KnowledgeTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2
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Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar.

Ernest Hemingway
 
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Work & CarreerOscar Wilde
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Drugs, Marijuana & WeedBob Marley
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

WhiskeyMark Twain
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.

Frank Sinatra
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra
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The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

William James
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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne
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'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Charles Bukowski in Women
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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby
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Lois: 'Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!'
Peter: 'That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!'

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 20
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

WineBenjamin Franklin
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Life, PartyRon White
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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

@WillyFerrell
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

IntelligenceErnest Hemingway
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Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'

Sex, Singles & DatingSamantha Jones in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 10
 
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Restaurant bathroom doors should be identified with the words, 'men' and 'women'. Silhouettes and cartoon drawings of sombreros, bowler hats, puffy skirts and pretty mouths do not provide enough information for drunks.

Theodore Roosevelt
 
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Charlie: 'Oh never again, never again.'
Berta: 'You gonna stop drinking?'
Charlie: 'Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!'

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men
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Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7
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