The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol
Homer Simpson: Alcohol
Charlie Harper: Alcohol
John Osborne: Alcohol
Ernest Hemingway: Alcohol
Charlie Chaplin: Alcohol

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

ToastsHomer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 8 Episode 18
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Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

WineTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Drugs, Marijuana & WeedBob Marley
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Funny QuotesDean Martin
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'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Charles Bukowski in Women
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The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 1 Episode 18
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Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

BrainCharlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 6 Episode 3
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It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

IntelligenceErnest Hemingway
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That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

KnowledgeTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2
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Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Night & EveningFrank Sinatra
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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

DrugsRingo Starr
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A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Charlie Chaplin
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All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Beer, BrainHomer Simpson in The Simpsons
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No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Pitch Perfect, by Jesse Swanson
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Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

King Zøg in Disenchantment, Season 1 Episode 9
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You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

BreakupDebbie Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 8
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

WhiskeyMark Twain
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.

Frank Sinatra
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra
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The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

William James
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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby
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Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7
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My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.

Amy Winehouse
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

MoneyGeorge Best
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Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart
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There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

Franklin Pierce
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

William Butler Yeats
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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Dump-Quotes, Funny Politician Quotes, Funny InsultsWinston Churchill
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A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

Lemmy Kilmister
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

WorkOscar Wilde
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Lois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 20
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

WineBenjamin Franklin
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... and try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Parties, Vodka, ZitronenRon White
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Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

Unknown
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Charlie: "Oh never again, never again."
Berta: "You gonna stop drinking?"
Charlie: "Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!"

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men
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Most things are a good excuse for a drink.

Tony Johnson in After Life
 
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There are some troubles that only a stiff drink can take away.

Rosaria in Genshin Impact
 
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Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.

WhiskeyThomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders, Season 1 Episode 3
 
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I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.

Klaus Kinski
 
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Drinking is much safer than sports. You can't get hurt, only hungover.

Kimi Räikkönen
 
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Christian: "What else is against the rules?"
Nadia: "Drinking, smoking, doing drugs..."
Christian: "...so basically all the fun stuff."

Smoking, DrugsChristian Varela Expósito in Élite, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it.

ChampagneWinston Churchill
 
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I gave up drinking once - it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

Humphrey Bogart
 
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I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

SexOliver Reed
 
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I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill
 
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny QuotesJohnny Carson
 
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I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

SmokingNaomi Campbell
 
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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Funny QuotesWillie Nelson
 
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