




To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
ToastsHomer Simpson in The Simpsons, Season 8 Episode 18Everything's better with some wine in the belly.
WineTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 1 Episode 2'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Charles Bukowski in WomenThe damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.
Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 1 Episode 18Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
BrainCharlie Harper in Two and a half Men, Season 6 Episode 3It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.
John OsborneAn intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
IntelligenceErnest HemingwayThat's what I do. I drink and I know things.
KnowledgeTyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones, Season 6 Episode 2Drinking alone is like shitting in company.
The Witcher - III, by Zoltan ChivayBasically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
NightFrank SinatraA man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
Charlie ChaplinAll right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Beer, BrainHomer Simpson in The SimpsonsNo, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.
Pitch Perfect, by Jesse SwansonBean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."
A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'
Hangover & CrapulenceLemmy KilmisterAlcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.
Frank SinatraThe sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.
William JamesIt’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great GatsbyToo bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!
Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.
Amy WinehouseAnyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.
Meliodas in The Seven Deadly SinsThe problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey BogartThere is nothing left to do but get drunk.
Franklin PierceThe worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
William Butler YeatsLois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"
Drunk people are the only honest ones left.
UnknownCharlie: "Oh never again, never again."
Berta: "You gonna stop drinking?"
Charlie: "Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!"
A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Monkeys & Apes, Hangover & CrapulenceCharles DarwinUnsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.
PartiesStacy "Woodsy" Woods in Heartbreak High, Season 1 Episode 1You want a non-alcoholic drink? No, that's not difficult, but it's meaningless!
Diona in Genshin ImpactMost things are a good excuse for a drink.
Tony Johnson in After LifeThere are some troubles that only a stiff drink can take away.
Rosaria in Genshin ImpactWhisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.
WhiskeyThomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders, Season 1 Episode 3I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.
Klaus KinskiDrinking is much safer than sports. You can't get hurt, only hungover.
Kimi RäikkönenChristian: "What else is against the rules?"
Nadia: "Drinking, smoking, doing drugs..."
Christian: "...so basically all the fun stuff."
I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it.
ChampagneWinston ChurchillI gave up drinking once - it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.
Humphrey BogartI have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.
SexOliver ReedI've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston ChurchillI know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Enjoying, Sex, Smoking, Funny QuotesJohnny Carson