Quotes and Sayings about Alcohol

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Wine

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

Drugs Marijuana & Weed

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Funny Quotes

'That's the problem with drinking', I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Charles Bukowski in Women

The damage has been done. All that's left to do now is drink until the part of the brain that creates mental pictures is dead.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 1 Episode 18

Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men - Season 6 Episode 3

Brain

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

John Osborne

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

Intelligence

That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 6 Episode 2

Knowledge

Drinking alone is like sh*tting in company.

Zoltan Chivay in The Witcher - III

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Frank Sinatra

Night

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Ringo Starr

Drugs

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Charlie Chaplin

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons

Beer Brain

No, I'm not drunk at all. You're just blurry.

Jesse Swanson in Pitch Perfect

Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

King Zøg in Disenchantment - Season 1 Episode 9

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Debbie Gallagher in Shameless - Season 5 Episode 8

Breakup

A kid once said to me, 'Do you get hangovers?' I said, 'To get hangovers you have to stop drinking.'

Lemmy Kilmister

Hangover & Crapulence

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

Mark Twain

Whiskey

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says 'love your enemy'.

Frank Sinatra

The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

William James

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

F. Scott Fitzgerald in The Great Gatsby

Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 1 Episode 7

My justification is that most people my age spend a lot of time thinking about what they're going to do for the next five or ten years. The time they spend thinking about their life, I just spend drinking.

Amy Winehouse

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best

Money

Anyone who doesn't appreciate a good quality booze, doesn't deserve to drink it.

Meliodas in The Seven Deadly Sins

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

Humphrey Bogart

There is nothing left to do but get drunk.

Franklin Pierce

The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.

William Butler Yeats

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Oscar Wilde

Work

Lois: "Oh, my God! You can only play the piano when you're drunk!"
Peter: "That's not true! I can also vomit, fall down and make dirty calls to your sister when I'm drunk!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy - Season 2 Episode 20

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

Benjamin Franklin

Wine

Drunk people are the only honest ones left.

Charlie: "Oh never again, never again."
Berta: "You gonna stop drinking?"
Charlie: "Are you crazy, I'm gonna stop waking up!"

Charlie Harper in Two and a half Men

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name - and you've never been to that bar before.

Zach Galifianakis

A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

Charles Darwin

Monkeys & Apes Hangover & Crapulence

Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.

Stacy "Woodsy" Woods in Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

Parties

You want a non-alcoholic drink? No, that's not difficult, but it's meaningless!

Diona in Genshin Impact

Most things are a good excuse for a drink.

Tony Johnson in After Life

There are some troubles that only a stiff drink can take away.

Rosaria in Genshin Impact

Whisky's good proofing water. Tells you who's real and who isn't.

Thomas Shelby in Peaky Blinders - Season 1 Episode 3

Whiskey

I only drink with people I like. When meeting people I don't like, I drink right before.

Klaus Kinski

Drinking is much safer than sports. You can't get hurt, only hungover.

Kimi Räikkönen

Christian: "What else is against the rules?"
Nadia: "Drinking, smoking, doing drugs..."
Christian: "...so basically all the fun stuff."

Christian Varela Expósito in Élite - Season 1 Episode 1

Smoking Drugs

I could not live without Champagne. In victory I deserve it, in defeat I need it.

Winston Churchill

Champagne

I gave up drinking once - it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

Humphrey Bogart

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

Oliver Reed

Sex

I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Winston Churchill

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson

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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

Wine has its uses... like revealing someone's true colors, for example.

Rosaria in Genshin Impact

Wine

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Frankie Ballard - Sunshine & Whiskey

Whiskey

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra

Hangover & Crapulence

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 10

Beer

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