Women reject me for 100 different reasons. White teeth would reduce that to 99 problems.0
Well, listen, just remember, that love will get u through times of no money better, than money will get you through times of no love.0
Be sure to wear a condom, not everything stays in Vegas!0
I give you a hint: I didn't do the dog 'people-style'.0
What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters? Hooterbucks - I'd like a Double-D Cup Latte, please!0
Walden: 'Let this be a warning to you, Alan. There're women out there, that will be nice to you, just to get to your money.'
Alan: 'Thanks, but that's not very high on my list of concerns.'
Lindsey: 'You're tall, good looking, very successful. Believe me, women settle for a lot less!'
Alan: 'And thank god for that!'
Walden: 'Money does not buy happiness!'
Alan: 'I wouldn't know, I never had either.'
I could sprinkle you on the beach. It's simple, it's dignified and pretty girls covered with oil will be sitting on you all day. And like your life, except for the dignified part.0
I know what you said you wanted, but I really dont think Pamela Anderson will agree to swallow your ashes.0