Quotes and Sayings about Alabama

Leroy Brown: "Joe! That's your grandniece, that's kin to you!"
Joe Simmons: "Grandniece? What the hell is a grandniece? I'm from Alabama. After daughter, it don't damn matter."

Joe Simmons in A Madea Homecoming

Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."

Chicken & Roosters

Alabama girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Alabama.

The only traffic I had to deal with in Alabama was a tractor.

Devlin Hodges

Dear Hope, The state of Alabama has like a million Waffle Houses and I can't stop thinking about what it felt like to kiss you.

Landon Kirby in Legacies - Season 1 Episode 8

It's not red. It's crimson.
We are the Crimson Tide. Our mascot is an elephant.
There's no place like Tuscaloosa on gameday.
And Bryant-Denny Stadium has no equal.
Fall or spring, it's always a big game when 'Bama plays.
We play Rammer Jammer when we win. We play it a lot.
We don't live in the past. It's just that our past is better than yours.
So to set the record straight... this is ALABAMA FOOTBALL!

Mr. Garrison: "Where are you from?"
Damien: "The Seventh Layer of Hell."
Mr. Garrison: "Oh, my mother was from Alabama."

Mr. Garrison in South Park - Season 1 Episode 10

They say money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Alabama - and that's pretty much the same thing.

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We're not going out there to humiliate teams. That's just what it happened to look like.

Tua Tagovailoa (as Player at the Miami Dolphins) - September 2023

Miami Dolphins

Terron [Armstead] had his car broken down, and I think I'm a bad teammate because I passed him and I didn't come back.

Tua Tagovailoa - September 2023

When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Helen Keller

Happiness

Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.

Satchel Paige

Praying Day of Repentance and Prayer

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

Charles Barkley

Basketball Role Models

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Joe Louis

Death Sky

It was times like these when I thought my father, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest man who ever lived.

Harper Lee

Weapons

God has always given me the strength to say what is right.

Rosa Parks

Research is formalized curiosity. It is poking and prying with a purpose.

Zora Neale Hurston

Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.

George Washington Carver

Education

Jails and prisons are designed to break human beings, to convert the population into specimens in a zoo - obedient to our keepers, but dangerous to each other.

Angela Davis

My favorite big city would have to be Chicago. I lived in Indiana for several years and would always go into the city with my family for Cubs games or to visit the aquarium and museums on field trips.

Karen Fairchild

Chicago

I was born a leader, never a follower. I never felt peer pressure. If the group goes left, I go right.

Deontay Wilder

Leaders

One thing I've learned is when you find a best friend in this life, you better hang on.

Jim Nabors

Friendship

All artists are egotistical maniacs with inferiority complexes.

Lionel Richie

Art

Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them.

Shaun Alexander

Time Scars

There ain't nobody I'd rather have alongside me in a fight than my mama with a broken bottle in her hand.

Hank Williams

I was always going to church with my mom, dad and sister. I was literally raised under the godly influence both at home and church. There was no alcohol and no smoking at our house. That was the way a Bowden was supposed to live. My dad always told me to represent the Bowden name in a respectful manner.

Bobby Bowden

The essence of America - that which really unites us - is not ethnicity, or nationality or religion - it is an idea - and what an idea it is: That you can come from humble circumstances and do great things.

Condoleezza Rice

American Dream

I don't have no friends. I don't want no friends. That's how I feel.

Terrell Owens

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Tallulah Bankhead

Failures & Mistakes

The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them.

Hank Aaron

Baseball

The first time I saw E.T., the actual image of an alien, and he was so sweet-looking. I wanted him. I wanted E.T.

Octavia Spencer

Aliens E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

I don't compare 'em, I just catch 'em.

Willie Mays

For years the Trio did nothing but play for musicians and other hip people. We practically starved to death.

Nat King Cole

Pretty much all I say politically is I encourage people to register to vote.

Emmylou Harris

Democracy Elections & Voting

You want to be the pebble in the pond that creates the ripple for change.

Tim Cook

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.

DeMarcus Cousins

God Motivation

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how "cool" you are.

Channing Tatum

Nerds

Can't play the Bills and the refs.

George Pickens (as player at the Pittsburgh Steelers) - January 2024

I grew up in Hawaii. My love of the natural world began here.

Barack Obama in Our Great National Parks - Season 1 Episode 1

Hawaii

One day, I know the struggle will change. There's got to be a change - not only for Mississippi, not only for the people in the United States, but people all over the world.

Fannie Lou Hamer

Mississippi

For too long, government bureaucracies have hindered the growth of businesses not only in Louisiana, but all across the United States.

Mike Johnson

Louisiana

Bam: "If I could, I would've folded myself up in there for you as your gift."
Joe: "Bam. You couldn't fold yourself up in a pickup truck."

Joe Simmons in A Madea Homecoming

I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

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Pittsburgh! Thankful for the opportunity and the ability to live out my dream. Nothing but love! Quack!

Devlin Hodges - January 2021

Pittsburgh Steelers

I hate that you always see me when I'm weak.

Landon Kirby in Legacies - Season 1 Episode 8

I'm trying to rise above it so let me freaking rise.

Lizzie Saltzman in Legacies - Season 1 Episode 5

Mr Garrison: "What is 5x2? Come on, children. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?"
Clyde: "12?"
Mr Garrison: "Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."

Mr. Garrison in South Park

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