Leroy Brown: "Joe! That's your grandniece, that's kin to you!"
Joe Simmons: "Grandniece? What the hell is a grandniece? I'm from Alabama. After daughter, it don't damn matter."
Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."ChickenUnknown
Alabama girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.Unknown
Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Alabama.Unknown
The only traffic I had to deal with in Alabama was a tractor.Devlin Hodges
Dear Hope, The state of Alabama has like a million Waffle Houses and I can't stop thinking about what it felt like to kiss you.Landon Kirby in Legacies, Season 1 Episode 8
It's not red. It's crimson.
We are the Crimson Tide. Our mascot is an elephant.
There's no place like Tuscaloosa on gameday.
And Bryant-Denny Stadium has no equal.
Fall or spring, it's always a big game when 'Bama plays.
We play Rammer Jammer when we win. We play it a lot.
We don't live in the past. It's just that our past is better than yours.
So to set the record straight... this is ALABAMA FOOTBALL!