The best Quotes and Sayings about Alabama

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The best Quotes and Sayings about Alabama

Alabamians don't tell you to wait before rushing a decision… they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch."

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Alabama girls - the kind of girl you can take home to meet your mom, but can outdrink your dad.

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Home is where the heart is and the heart is in Alabama.

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The only traffic I had to deal with in Alabama was a tractor.

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Dear Hope, The state of Alabama has like a million Waffle Houses and I can't stop thinking about what it felt like to kiss you.

Landon Kirby in Legacies, Season 1 Episode 8
 
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It's not red. It's crimson.
We are the Crimson Tide. Our mascot is an elephant.
There's no place like Tuscaloosa on gameday.
And Bryant-Denny Stadium has no equal.
Fall or spring, it's always a big game when 'Bama plays.
We play Rammer Jammer when we win. We play it a lot.
We don't live in the past. It's just that our past is better than yours.
So to set the record straight... this is ALABAMA FOOTBALL!

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Mr. Garrison: "Where are you from?"
Damien: "The Seventh Layer of Hell."
Mr. Garrison: "Oh, my mother was from Alabama."

Mr. Garrison in South Park, Season 1 Episode 10
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