Quotes by Al Franken

Humor and seriousness are not in opposition to each other.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.

Antitrust law isn't about protecting competing businesses from each other, it's about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose, and terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.