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Quote by Al Bundy (about Marriage, Insurances)
Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!
Al Bundy
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Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
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I, too, am a great believer in love. I want to find it myself some day. Let me give you a little bit of advice: Bed 'em, don't wed 'em. Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em.
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Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.
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I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.
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Peg, if you want this house to look better, dust. If you want it to smell better, cook. If you want it to be happy, leave.
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Men, the one thing they're good for, they're not good at.
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I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
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We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.
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It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.
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A happy marriage doesn't mean you have a perfect spouse or a perfect marriage. It simply means you've chosen to look beyond the imperfections in both.
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Lucy, every marriage is a dance; complicated at times, lovely at times, most the time very uneventful. But with Mickey, there will be times when your dance will be on broken glass. There will be pain. And you will either flee that pain or hold tighter and dance through it to the next smooth place.
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