The best Quotes by Al Bundy

The best Quotes by Al Bundy

Al Bundy is a fictional character and the protagonist of the American television series Married... with Children. Played by Ed O'Neill, Bundy is a misanthropic, working-class father of two who is portrayed as a somewhat tragicomedic figure.

We all have to live with our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.

Married... with Children - Season 3 Episode 5

Peggy: "I want sex."
Al: "So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it."

Married... with Children

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay, and never get anything back!

Married... with Children

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Marriage Insurances

The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.

Married... with Children

Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.

Married... with Children

I, too, am a great believer in love. I want to find it myself some day. Let me give you a little bit of advice: Bed 'em, don't wed 'em. Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em.

Married... with Children

Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.

Married... with Children

The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.

Married... with Children

I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.

Married... with Children

Peg, if you want this house to look better, dust. If you want it to smell better, cook. If you want it to be happy, leave.

Married... with Children

This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her.

Married... with Children

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Men, the one thing they're good for, they're not good at.

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I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.

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We're Bundys. We don't call the cops. People call them on us.

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Disappoint someone - whatever. And disappoint the world. But never disappoint yourself!

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It's the way it works: Love plus time minus distance equals hate.

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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

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You ever heard of opera? It's what those rich guys listen to at their banquets. It's all tenor this and falsetto that.

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Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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