We all have to live with our disappointments. I have to sleep with mine.
Married... with Children - Season 3 Episode 5
Peggy: "I want sex."
Al: "So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it."
Al: "So do I, but I see no reason to drag you into it."
The last thing a guy wants to look at at the end of the day is a woman.
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me.
I, too, am a great believer in love. I want to find it myself some day. Let me give you a little bit of advice: Bed 'em, don't wed 'em. Do 'em, don't woo 'em. Date 'em, don't mate 'em.
Dad had one great dream, a dream that had been handed down from generation to generation of male Bundys: to build their own room and live separately from their wives. Sadly, they all failed.
The opera isn't over until the last heterosexual falls asleep.
I hate my life. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.
Peg, if you want this house to look better, dust. If you want it to smell better, cook. If you want it to be happy, leave.
This woman came in and she was so fat she actually had three smaller women orbiting around her.
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Stan: "Marry him?"
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Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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Lip: "Bite and bolt."
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