Quotes and Voice-Lines by Akali the Rogue Assassin

Everyone dies, I just speed things up.

So many noobs, will matchmaking ever find true balance?

There are over 300 pressure points on the human body. No one can protect 'em all.

I can make this fast, or really fast. Choice is yours.

It's not about the killing, it's about who's doing the dying.

Now you're really playing with fire, little girl.

You're gonna need those bandages little guy.

The rules hold you back, leave 'em for someone who needs 'em.

I make problems... disappear.

The words on their tombstones will be my new mantras.

Wars are messy. My kills are clean.

They can't stop me. I mean, they can try.

I love what I do, my enemies won't.

Cold steel and a target are all I need.

Fear the assassin with no master.

You really want those to be your last words?

If you look dangerous, you better be dangerous.

Only good Noxian... is a dead one.

You prune the tree, I'm gonna pull some weeds.

Katarina! Today you will bleed for Ionia!

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.

Me, miss? Not by a long shot!

Nice glove, Ezreal, maybe you can use it to pick yourself up after the game.

There's no I in team, but there is one in Darius.