Quotes and Sayings about Airports

Catch flights, not feelings!

"What if the worst sandwich you had ever had was $17?" the airport boldly asks.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like waiting for a boat to arrive. At the airport.

Airports are lawless places. 7 am? Have a beer! Tired? Just sleep on the floor! Hungry? Have some fries for $19!

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

All the sounds, the smells... when you use all your senses, airports can be exciting places, full of new worlds.

Airport bar! Flight attendants, they'll get your tray table in it's full upright position. Say what?

Nothing gives me as much pleasure as travelling. I love getting on trains and boats and planes.

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

I can't wait to walk down the aisle and hear those magic words: "this is your captain speaking".

Michael's like a movie on a plane. You know, it's not great, but it's something to watch.

I love flying so much. I even like airplane food. No one bothers you and your phone never goes off and you can't have emails go through. It's undisturbed.

Dr. Henry Jones: "I didn't know you can fly a plane!"
Indiana Jones: "Fly? Yes. Land? No!"

The airplane stays up because it doesn't have the time to fall.

It was the first time in the history of the world that a machine carrying a man and driven by a motor had lifted itself from the ground in free flight.

The worst part of public transportation is the public.

Successful technologies often begin as hobbies. Jacques Cousteau invented scuba diving because he enjoyed exploring caves. The Wright brothers invented flying as a relief from the monotony of their normal business of selling and repairing bicycles.

I hate turbulence in life, but also on planes.

Communist until you get rich
Feminist until you get married
Atheist until the airplane starts falling

After aircraft production, the entertainment industry is America's largest source of trade surplus.

Traveling is like flirting with life. It's like saying "I would stay and love you, but I have to go".

The world is like a book. Those who don't travel read only one page.

Because sometimes, even when you know how something's gonna end, that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.

He that traveleth into a country before he hath some entrance into the language, goeth to school, and not to travel.

Traveling is magical, inspiring, and life - changing.

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.

I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.

It's really useful to travel, if you want to see new things.

You will never be completely at home again, because part of your heart always will be elsewhere. That is the price you pay for the richness of loving and knowing people in more than one place.

Facism is cured by reading, and racism is cured by traveling.

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Traveling carries with it the curse of being at home everywhere and yet nowhere, for wherever one is, some part of oneself remains on another continent.

A day of traveling will bring a basketful of learning.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human.

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

Santa can't always give a child what they want. 'Cause the child will grow up, become an adult, and realize that a Chanel bag costs a month's wage for most people. Which is the result of just a few people having far too much money.

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

Your heart's talking to you, Barney. Do you have the guts to listen to it?

Quinn: "In the event of divorce, Miss Garvey shall get full custody of Mr. Stinson's suits."
Barney: "Why? What would you do with them?"
Quinn: "Nothing. I'd just sit around and watch them go out of style."

Ted: "Robin and I already had our backslide. Last Thanksgiving, not even that long ago."
Stella: "Did you place a large bet against yourself?"

Barney: "You avoiding the family too?"
James: "I'm gay, I'm black and I'm getting a divorce. Those walking skeletons are gonna have more questions for me than their pharmacists."