Quotes from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Mack: "There shouldn't be any secrets between us."
Yo-Yo: "Why not? There's nothing else between us."

The strangest thing I've ever heard. Except for the sexy robot that you made that became human and wanted you to stick the old floppy into her love drive.

Coulson: "Have you seen Skye?"
Ward: "Not since weapons training."
Coulson: "She stop saying 'bang' when she pulls the trigger?"
Ward: "Mostly. Now if she can just learn the difference between the safety release and the magazine release, we will be making real progress."

We have to live with the choices we make, but sometimes we have to die with them, too.

With great power comes… a ton of weird crap that you are not prepared to deal with.

Hill: "What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?"
Ward: "Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division."
Hill: "And what does that mean to you?"
Ward: "It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out 'shield'."

Werner Reinhardt: "Cut off one head, two more shall grow in its place."
Peggy Carter: "Then I guess we'll keep cutting them off."