The best Quotes from Agent Carter

Nobody is above protocol. Not even Captain America's old flame.

Miss Carter, you have no idea how foreign Los Angeles will seem to a civilized person such as yourself. They eat avocados... with everything!

Edwin Jarvis: "In polite society, one telephones ahead before trespassing."
Peggy Carter: "I imagine strange women traipsing through the property isn't a completely unusual occurrence."
Edwin Jarvis: "That's a fair point."

Edwin Jarvis: "Stark can be thoughtless. Inconsiderate. Vain. Childish. Unreliable. Arrogant."
Peggy Carter: "You flatter him."

I grew up on the lower east side. My father sold fruit. My mother sewed shirtwaists for a factory. Let me tell you, you don't get to climb the American ladder without picking up some bad habits on the way. There's a ceiling for certain types of people based on how much money your parents have, your social class, your religion, your sex. And the only way to break through that ceiling sometimes is to lie, so that's my natural instinct to lie.

I got a bottle of Schnapps and half a rhubarb pie. Let's see which one makes us sick first.

Jack Thompson: "If you don't mind, these surveillance reports need to be filed, and you're really so much better at that kind of thing."
Peggy Carter: "What kind of thing is that, Agent Thompson? The alphabet? I can teach you. Let's start with words beginning with 'A'."

Peggy Carter: "You can't be serious."
Howard Stark: "I try not to be, but sometimes it just slips out anyway."

Edwin Jarvis: "Mr. Stark believed the intruder had some advanced technological assistance."
Peggy Carter: "Mr. Stark believes brushing your teeth requires advanced technological assistance."

Technically, we don't even know if it works. But, let's face it. I invented it. So, it works.

There is not a man or woman, no matter how fit he or she may be, who is capable of carrying the entire world on their shoulders.

An ideal butler provides service without being asked.

Stark: "Red, green, blue... who paints a button blue?"
Carter: "Don't tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons."
Stark: "Hedy Lamarr and I spent a weekend together, but she wasn't teaching me German."

John Flynn: "Rogers, get in there!"
Peggy Carter: "He can't."
John Flynn: "Stark, you go in!"
Howard Stark: "What? Are you crazy? I push the buttons. I'm the buttons guy."

I have known Hank a long time he is no security risk unless we make him one.

You know, they say sarcasm is a metric for potential. If that's true, you'll be a great man some day.

Stark: "Can I give you a piece of advice?"
Carter: "I'd rather you didn't."

Werner Reinhardt: "Cut off one head, two more shall grow in its place."
Peggy Carter: "Then I guess we'll keep cutting them off."

The world has changed, and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes, the best that we can do, is to start over.

Women aren't soldiers, and they sure as hell don't fight on the front lines. They might break a nail.

That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Remember, with great power. comes great responsibility!

Loki: "I have an army."
Iron Man: "We have a Hulk!"

We'll all fly away together. One last time. Into the forever. And beautiful sky.

Black Widow: "I don't know, the truth is a matter of circumstances. It's not all things to all people all the time, and neither am I."
Captain America: "That's a tough way to live."
Black Widow: "It's a good way not to die though."

You know what scares me the most? When it happens, when it comes over me and I totally lose control... I like it.

Captain America: "Big man in a suit-armor. Take that away, what are you?"
Iron Man: "A genius billionaire playboy philanthropist..."

Your little cinematic universe is about to change forever. I'm the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus!

Dr. Strange: "That doesn’t make any sense."
The Ancient One: "Not everything does. Not everything has to. "

The only ones who gods care about is themselves.

Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.