The best Quotes from Afterlife of the Party

Modesty's a myth that was sold to women a long time ago. Be proud of your work!

Look around. Everybody looks like they're talking to themselves. It's talking to each other that we have trouble with.

I miss brownies. Why couldn't I have had death by chocolate?

Look, it's going to be okay. And the good news is that the worst is over now, that you're de...- no longer living. You don't have to deal with all of those human annoyances. You know, like heartbreak, or PMS. Just think of the afterlife as one long spa day. And if you're one of the lucky ones, it could last for an eternity.

Why are you sleeping? There is a whole world out there, and you are missing it!

Lisa: "I'm really focused on work right now, and I can't have any distractions."
Cassie: "Not even in the form of our new neighbor and his cute accent?"

I'm around dinosaur bones all day, so I'm not really used to talking to people that much.