The best After Work Quotes

The evening's the best part of the day. You've done your day's work. Now you can put your feet up and enjoy it.

Sometimes the best part of my day is imagining what I'm gonna eat when I get off work.

Work is great. So, always keep something for tomorrow!

"I've had this very problem last week."
"So, what did you do about it?"
"Knocked off and went home."

In the end, racing is about leaving work first.

"Now, I'll have some healthy tea after work."
"That's Long Island Ice Tea?!"
"Shut up."

I hate it when my boss brings me work, just 8 hours before closing-time.

It's not afterwork unless I'm wearing my sweatpants!

Just a couple more hours of looking busy - then it's closing time.

I'm done with work. What a great feeling. And then some idiot while I'm leaving the office: "See you tomorrow!"

"What's your goal?"
"Closing time."
"How about something more long-term?"
"Weekend."