Happiness is amazing. It's so amazing it doesn't matter if it's yours or not.
HappinessAnne in After LifeWhy would people rather be famous for being sh-t than not famous at all? When did that start?
InfluencersTony Johnson in After LifeWomen are better than men. And they never stop trying to bring us up to their standard.
Tony Johnson in After LifeOne day you'll eat your last meal, smell your last flower, hug your friend for the very last time. You might not know it's the last time, so that's why you should do everything you love with passion, you know? Treasure the few years you've got because that's all there is.
Tony Johnson in After LifeI thought not caring was a superpower. I was wrong. Caring about stuff, that's what really matters. Kindness. Making other people feel good.
Tony Johnson in After LifeBad things happen to good people. Good things happen to bad people. Sometimes it's just no one's fault.
Daphne / Roxy in After LifeWe're all screwed up in one way or another. It sort of makes you normal.
Tony Johnson in After LifeYou've got such a good heart, you were born like it. You can't contrive it, you're just decent. I knew it, first time I met you. Hit me like a bolt of lightning. And I've loved you ever since, you fat twat.
Love declerationsLisa Johnson in After LifeOnce you realize you're not gonna be around forever, I think that's what makes life so magical.
Tony Johnson in After LifeAt first I thought, "I'll give him the benefit of the doubt" because I just assumed that you were always having a bad day but maybe it's just because you're a c-nt.
After LifeDon't worry about your past. Worry about your future.
Tony Johnson in After LifeA society grows great when old men plant trees the shade of which they know they will never sit in. Good people do things for other people, that's it, the end.
Selflessness, TreesAnne in After LifeHere's what's what: humanity is a plague. We're a disgusting, narcissistic, selfish parasite, and the world would be a better place without us. It should be everyone's moral duty to kill themselves. I could do it now. Quite happily just go upstairs, jump off the roof, and make sure I landed on some c-nt from accounts.
Tony Johnson in After LifeLife is precious because you can't watch it again. I mean, you can believe in an afterlife if that makes you feel better. Doesn't mean it's true.
Tony Johnson in After LifeI'd rather live missing him than for him to live missing me. That's how much I love him.
Anne in After LifeI'd rather be nowhere with her than somewhere without her.
Tony Johnson in After LifeI'm not a pedo. And if I was, you'd be safe, you tubby little ginger c-nt.
Ginger / RedhairsTony Johnson in After LifeNothing's as good if you don't share it.
After LifeThere are angels by the way. They don't have wings and live in clouds. They wear nurse's uniforms and work hard to pay the rent on their houses. Some work for charities because they can't look the other way. Some have four legs and bark. But whatever they look like, they all save lives.
Angels, NursesAnne in After LifeWhy should you be embarrassed about being honest and saying something nice? He should be flattered.
Tony Johnson in After LifeYou can't feel sorry for yourself. You've got to keep going.
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