'You can go home now,' Tom told us.
'We'll meet next week. Then we can rob somebody and kill some people.'
'We'll meet next week. Then we can rob somebody and kill some people.'
You don't know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain't no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.
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In the end, censoring a comedian's jokes is on par with censoring "Huckleberry Finn." Now, I'm not comparing myself to Mark Twain - he had much wavier hair and a slightly thicker mustache. But when you deny an artist the chance to explore his art, you're forcing your beliefs on him.
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn.
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