The best Quotes from Adventure Time

People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.

Suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

Everything small is just a smaller version of something big.

You're letting your brain dial turn your fear volume up.

You don’t need a mirror to know you look good. You’re beautiful on the inside.

Girls is like horses - when you fall down, it's important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.

If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?

Responsibility demands sacrifice.

Homies help homies. Always.

Don't you always call sweatpants 'give up on life pants,' Jake?

Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

Animals are my favorite people.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"