The best Quotes by Adrian Monk

The best Quotes by Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk, portrayed by Tony Shalhoub, is the title character and protagonist of the USA Network television series Monk.

If I was joking, it would certainly be a lot funnier than this.
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Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
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I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
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Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.
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I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.
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I'm sorry, but no one speaking English as a first language should be doing this job.
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Seriosly, I don't mean to be an asshole, it's just... genetic.
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I kind of have no choice. I gotta find Frank. Get him sober and ready to appear in court. He's like my sad-ass Obi-Wan Kenobi.
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