The best Quotes by Adrian Monk

The best Quotes by Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk, portrayed by Tony Shalhoub, is the title character and protagonist of the USA Network television series Monk.

If I was joking, it would certainly be a lot funnier than this.
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This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.
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"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
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Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.
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I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!
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