The best Quotes by Adrian Monk

The best Quotes by Adrian Monk

Adrian Monk, portrayed by Tony Shalhoub, is the title character and protagonist of the USA Network television series Monk.

If I was joking, it would certainly be a lot funnier than this.

Monk

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One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

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Cells couldn't multiply without this, the IKEA instruction manual for life, DNA. DNA is tiny yet comlex, like Tom Cruise.

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Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.

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When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

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We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

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They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

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This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

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Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

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