My name is Adam Sandler. I'm not particularly talented. I'm not particularly good-looking. And yet I'm a multi-millionaire.
I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.
Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
Quotes about Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.
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Bean: "K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence."
Eric: "Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college."
Eric: "Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college."
Eric Lamonsoff in Grown Ups
4Becky Feder: "How long ago was the '80s?"
Keithie Feder: "That was way back in the 1900s. We learned about it in school. It was wack. The phones had long, curly things coming out of the end. You had to watch commercials."
Keithie Feder: "That was way back in the 1900s. We learned about it in school. It was wack. The phones had long, curly things coming out of the end. You had to watch commercials."
Grown Ups - 2
A burpsnart? It's simple. You just start with a burp, then you sniff with a sneeze, you get the going, and that triggers a fart, always.
Eric Lamonsoff in Grown Ups - 2
Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."
Grown Ups - 2
I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! Damn you, Obama!
Kurt McKenzie in Grown Ups - 2
Do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi.
Gloria Nunen in Grown Ups
Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planned. But that's what makes it interesting. In life the first act is always exciting. The second act... that is where the depth comes in.
Gloria Nunen in Grown Ups
Eric Lamonsoff: "Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot."
Greg Feder: "Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii."
Eric Lamonsoff: "Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot."
Greg Feder: "Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii."
Eric Lamonsoff: "Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot."
Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups
You're human and I'm a monster. It's like freaky friday but on a tuesday.
Jonathan in Hotel Transylvania - 4: Transformania
I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.
Dracula in Hotel Transylvania
Human blood is so fatty and you never know where its been.
Dracula in Hotel Transylvania
Jonathan: "Are these monsters gonna kill me?"
Dracula: "Not as long as they think you're a monster."
Jonathan: "That's kinda racist."
Dracula: "Not as long as they think you're a monster."
Jonathan: "That's kinda racist."
Jonathan in Hotel Transylvania
Armor: "Sir, sir, we have an urgent plumbing issue."
Dracula: "Plumbing?
Armor: "There is a clogged toilet in room 348."
Dracula: "It's okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot."
Dracula: "Plumbing?
Armor: "There is a clogged toilet in room 348."
Dracula: "It's okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot."
Dracula in Hotel Transylvania
Dracula: "No, honey, you're too young."
Mavis: "I'm a hundred and eighteen years old."
Mavis: "I'm a hundred and eighteen years old."
Mavis in Hotel Transylvania
Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!
Jonathan in Hotel Transylvania
Welcome to Hotel Transylvania. It's a place I built for all those monsters hiding from the persecution of humankind, a place of relaxation and tranquility.
Dracula in Hotel Transylvania
Summer: "Why are your hands wet?"
Leo: "They're naturally moist."
Leo: "They're naturally moist."
Leo in Leo
No animal wants to be locked up.
Leo in Leo
Squirtle: "All right, another year, another batch of fifth-grade headcases."
Leo: "Let's just get through it."
Teacher: "I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle."
Kid 1: "I'm not touching those things."
Kid 2: "Don't they eat, sleep, and poo in the same place?"
Squirtle: "Hey! I poo where he sleeps."
Leo: "Let's just get through it."
Teacher: "I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle."
Kid 1: "I'm not touching those things."
Kid 2: "Don't they eat, sleep, and poo in the same place?"
Squirtle: "Hey! I poo where he sleeps."
No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11
5There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.
Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man
2If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York
Frank Sinatra - New York, New York
2Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3
2Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.
It is rarer to find a really happy person in a circle of millionaires than among homeless people.
Mr. Fredricksen: "Hey, let's play a game. It's called: See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest."
Russell: "Cool, my mom loves that game."
Russell: "Cool, my mom loves that game."
Russell in Up
2We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.
Gru in Despicable Me
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.
My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.
If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?
One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.
I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
If you see German soldiers, don't panic. They are here to help.
Donald Tusk (about German soldiers helping with floodings in Poland) - September 2024