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Bean: "K-O-B-R-Q-V-Y. Confidence."
Eric: "Well, we're not gonna have to pay for college."

Eric Lamonsoff in Grown Ups

Becky Feder: "How long ago was the '80s?"
Keithie Feder: "That was way back in the 1900s. We learned about it in school. It was wack. The phones had long, curly things coming out of the end. You had to watch commercials."

Grown Ups - 2

80s

A burpsnart? It's simple. You just start with a burp, then you sniff with a sneeze, you get the going, and that triggers a fart, always.

Eric Lamonsoff in Grown Ups - 2

Lenny Feder: "Doctor, wouldn't it be nice if there was a cure for anger?"
Dr. Larry: "There is. It's called Jack Daniels."

Grown Ups - 2

Whiskey

I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! Damn you, Obama!

Kurt McKenzie in Grown Ups - 2

Barack Obama

Do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi.

Gloria Nunen in Grown Ups

Jonas Brothers

Life can be difficult sometimes, it gets bumpy. What with family and kids and things not going exactly like you planned. But that's what makes it interesting. In life the first act is always exciting. The second act... that is where the depth comes in.

Gloria Nunen in Grown Ups

Eric Lamonsoff: "Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot."
Greg Feder: "Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii."
Eric Lamonsoff: "Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot."

Marcus Higgins in Grown Ups

Tim Duncan

You're human and I'm a monster. It's like freaky friday but on a tuesday.

Jonathan in Hotel Transylvania - 4: Transformania

I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.

Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

Human blood is so fatty and you never know where its been.

Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

Jonathan: "Are these monsters gonna kill me?"
Dracula: "Not as long as they think you're a monster."
Jonathan: "That's kinda racist."

Jonathan in Hotel Transylvania

Monsters

Armor: "Sir, sir, we have an urgent plumbing issue."
Dracula: "Plumbing?
Armor: "There is a clogged toilet in room 348."
Dracula: "It's okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot."

Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: "No, honey, you're too young."
Mavis: "I'm a hundred and eighteen years old."

Mavis in Hotel Transylvania

Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!

Jonathan in Hotel Transylvania

Welcome to Hotel Transylvania. It's a place I built for all those monsters hiding from the persecution of humankind, a place of relaxation and tranquility.

Dracula in Hotel Transylvania

It's a tough time, but these are the best years. Believe me.

Leo in Leo

Youth

Summer: "Why are your hands wet?"
Leo: "They're naturally moist."

Leo in Leo

No animal wants to be locked up.

Leo in Leo

Squirtle: "All right, another year, another batch of fifth-grade headcases."
Leo: "Let's just get through it."
Teacher: "I hope everyone's met our class pets, Leonardo and Squirtle."
Kid 1: "I'm not touching those things."
Kid 2: "Don't they eat, sleep, and poo in the same place?"
Squirtle: "Hey! I poo where he sleeps."

Leo

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 11

Sex New York City

There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

Grüner Kobold in Spider-Man

Fame New York City

If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York

Frank Sinatra - New York, New York

New York City

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3

New York City Manhatten

Assumptions are the termites of relationships.

Henry Winkler

Relationships Expectations

Your mind knows only some things. Your inner voice, your instinct, knows everything. If you listen to what you know instinctively, it will always lead you down the right path.

Henry Winkler

It is rarer to find a really happy person in a circle of millionaires than among homeless people.

Happiness Wealth & Richness Millionaires

A mother's love is the ultimate comfort.

Dumbo

Mother Mother & Daughter

Mr. Fredricksen: "Hey, let's play a game. It's called: See Who Can Be Quiet the Longest."
Russell: "Cool, my mom loves that game."

Russell in Up

Mother & Son Mouth

We stole the Statue of Liberty! The small one, from Las Vegas. I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower - also Vegas.

Gru in Despicable Me

Las Vegas

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

Louis de Funès

Laughing & Smile

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

Emma Watson

Fear

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

Orson Welles

Men & Women

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

Anthony Hopkins

Self-Confidence Gossip & Rumors

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

Emilia Clarke

Books Reading

We think too much and feel too little.

Charlie Chaplin

Thinking Feelings & Emotions

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

Jackie Chan

Life Desire

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

Klaus Kinski

Failures & Mistakes

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

Bruce Willis

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

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