The best Quotes about Star Wars

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch The Clone Wars TV series, until I've seen The Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.

Star Wars hasn't changed my life at all.

To quote every Star Wars movie ever made, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Star Wars films are my kids. I loved them, I created them, I'm very intimately involved in them and I sold them to the white slavers.

Now whenever I watched a Star Wars film, I found myself wondering how the Empire had the technology to make long-distance holographic phone calls between planets light-years apart, and yet no one had figured out how to make a remote-controlled TIE Fighter or X-Wing yet.

Well, I'm a demanding director. Back then, George Lucas wasn't like, "guys, let's stop shooting, the Ewoks are getting wet", back then.

Jesse: "What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
Badger: "Darth Vader had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
Skinny Pete: "True Dat! Two of 'em, yo!"

Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!

Emma: "How do we play the song without sheet music?"
Bill: "How did Luke Skywalker blow up the Death Star without his computer?"
Emma: "I don't know what that means. I was born in 2008."

When most first think of the word "empire", we think of the big one: Star Wars! Or Rome. And this is history, so it's Rome.

Pressure, to me, was creating a Star Wars film, then sitting alone in a theater with George Lucas and showing it to him, the guy that created the word 'Wookiee' and R2-D2.

Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."

Not my idea to play Star Wars music for an hour. Real music isn't written for spaceships and rockets. It's written in blood, sweat, and tears.

George Lucas should have distributed the "source code" to Star Wars. Millions of fans would create their own movies and stories. Most of them would be terrible, but a few would be genius.

She's a 10 but likes the Star Wars sequels.

Without John Williams, bikes don't really fly, nor do brooms in Quidditch matches, nor do men in red capes. There is no Force, dinosaurs do not walk the Earth, we do not wonder, we do not weep, we do not believe.

I let it go. I have not looked at the "Star Wars" films, and that's absolutely true.

I saw Star Wars when I was seven years old, and it changed my life.

Star Wars is more fairy tale than true science fiction.

I have failed Star Wars trivia tests. People come up to me at conventions and use terms that I've never heard of.

America is the country that gave you Star Wars, you're welcome. And scientology, we're sorry about that. Sometimes what's great and terrible about us is just impossible to seperate.

The goal is to release a new Star Wars feature film every two to three years.

The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth. They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people – in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody.

You can't sell newspapers by saying nice things about something, you can only sell newspapers by creating controversies. Critics aren't creators, they're destroyers.

Learning to make films is very easy. Learning what to make films about is very hard.

At the moment I'm working on "Indiana Jones 5", which Harrison Ford - who's quite a bit younger than I am - has announced will be his last film. So, I thought: If Harrison can do it, then perhaps I can, also.

So much of what we do is ephemeral and quickly forgotten, even by ourselves, so it's gratifying to have something you have done linger in people's memories.

People complaining about my anti-Trump tweets need to understand: I love my country and I feel it's my duty to oppose this demented sociopath with every fiber of my being.

As a Jedi, we were trained to be keepers of the peace, not soldiers. But all I've been since I was a Padawan is a soldier.

This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of Kenobi, and will soon see the end of the rebellion.

See, if the bullets don't work, right, why the punching? I just never understood that.

We're racing toward the extinction of our species. We not only lack dominion over nature, we're subordinate to it.

E.T. phone home.

Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"

That's the great thing about California, you can almost go to the mountains and almost go to the beach on the same day.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Jax: "Seriously, I had no idea you were ever cool."
Stein: "I wasn't cool. I was an arrogant little snot."
Jax: "Was?"

The Time Masters were an organization charged with protecting history from rogue time travelers, but they were destroyed. Under the leadership of Rip Hunter, we have taken up their mantle. Sara Lance, former member of the League of Assassins; Dr. Raymond Palmer, the Atom; the arsonist Mick Rory; and Firestorm, the merged super form of Jefferson Jackson and myself, Martin Stein. We are the only ones left to protect history. We are the Legends of Tomorrow.

I have to avoid things like "World of Warcraft" or "Minecraft", otherwise I'd never get any work done.

Many species lack the ability to defy their own animal instincts and allow their intellect to prevail.

Gay-marriage - great. I approve that, no problem. But you have to be gay for that!

Excuse me? Was there any reason to know Miley Cyrus before she was swinging naked on a wrecking ball?

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Marshall: "It's kind of a big, professional meeting. You might want to trade out that lollipop for a shirt."
Ted: "Yeah. I'll just give it to one of these kids."
Marshall: "Oh, buddy. You're half naked, you're not a parent to any of these children. Don't offer 'em candy!"

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

CC: "When do you find out if you got into college early? I would really love to help you pack."
Wyatt: "I detect sarcasm, which is universally regarded as the lowest form of humor."

Apparently, Islam can be a sensitive topic, and the producers say if I don't follow this script to the letter, there's a chance I'll cause a serious international incident.

Harvey Dent: "When their enemies were at the gates, the Romans would suspend democracy and appoint one man to protect the city. It wasn't considered an honor, it was considered a public service."
Rachel Dawes: "Harvey, the last man who they appointed the Republic was named Caesar and he never gave up his power."
Harvey Dent: "Okay, fine. you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain..."

Qui-Gon hasn't given up on the fact that Jedi are supposed to care and love and that that's not a bad thing. The rest of the Jedi are so detached and they've become so political that they've really lost their way and Yoda starts to see that in the second film.