The best Quotes about Star Wars

Star Wars hasn't changed my life at all.

To quote every Star Wars movie ever made, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Star Wars films are my kids. I loved them, I created them, I'm very intimately involved in them and I sold them to the white slavers.

Now whenever I watched a Star Wars film, I found myself wondering how the Empire had the technology to make long-distance holographic phone calls between planets light-years apart, and yet no one had figured out how to make a remote-controlled TIE Fighter or X-Wing yet.

Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!

Eric: "I'm an adjunct professor now, which means I got a permanent parking space... for my bicycle. That's what happens when your course is super popular, Dad."
Red: "'The Religion of Star Wars'? This country's gonna lose the next war."
Eric: "Not if it's an intergalactic battle between good and evil."

Not my idea to play Star Wars music for an hour. Real music isn't written for spaceships and rockets. It's written in blood, sweat, and tears.

George Lucas should have distributed the "source code" to Star Wars. Millions of fans would create their own movies and stories. Most of them would be terrible, but a few would be genius.

She's a 10 but likes the Star Wars sequels.

I let it go. I have not looked at the "Star Wars" films, and that's absolutely true.

I saw Star Wars when I was seven years old, and it changed my life.

I have failed Star Wars trivia tests. People come up to me at conventions and use terms that I've never heard of.

Star Wars is more fairy tale than true science fiction.

America is the country that gave you Star Wars, you're welcome. And scientology, we're sorry about that. Sometimes what's great and terrible about us is just impossible to seperate.

The goal is to release a new Star Wars feature film every two to three years.