Quotes about Lord of the Rings

I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.

I was scared of everything growing up. I couldn't watch Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I was like, strictly a SpongeBob, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon kinda guy.

Even "Lord of the Rings" had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like - really?

I happen to be a huge "Lord of the Rings" fan. I do an annual marathon of the extended editions.

Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."

Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."

When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, "After all this time?" And I will say: "Always."

J.K. Rowling created seven Horcruxes. She put a part of her soul in every book and now her books will live forever.

Maybe Harry Potter is real and you're not.

The legacy of these movies is that my children's generation will show them to their children. So, you could be watching them in 50 years' time, easy. I'll not be here sadly, but Hagrid will.

Allison: "Why can't Miss Hoffling ever assign a happy book? They are depressing. Have you ever read Little Women?"
Miss Hoffling: "She gets scarlet fever."
Carlos: "The Little Prince?"
Miss Hoffling: "He has no family. Harry Potter's an orphan. There are no happy books."

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I'm not a hero, or a warrior... not even a burglar.

One day I'll remember. Remember everything that happened: the good, the bad, those who survived... and those that did not.

True courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one.

If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.

High temperatures makes substances expand. That means I'm not fat, I'm hot!

Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.

F*ck it, Ja'Marr's down there somewhere, I'm just gonna throw it up to him and he's gonna make a play.

The play before it happened, I landed on the wrist a little bit, and the next play, the touchdown pass, just felt a pop in the middle of the throw. Tried to give it a go but just couldn't get it done, and obviously got the news today, so not great.

I hate that word - "lucky". It cheapens a lot of hard work.

I have a friend who says, "The world doesn't need another angry dwarf."

Ted: "You're scared of the seven dwarves?"
Robin: "Just of Doc. He's creepy... I mean, the guy went to medical school, what is he doing living with six coalminers."

Calling a Dwarf dishonest in her own home? That's a recipe for strong gravy!

Having to fight for the thing you want doesn't mean you deserve it any less.

We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 apple watch as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.

Well, maybe this isn't a breakup. Maybe this is two friends getting back together.

I know our relationship isn't exactly what you want it to be. And I know I may not love you the way you love me, but I DO love you. Isn't that worth hanging on to?

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Penny: "Leonard, I didn't know you played the cello."
Leonard: "Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough."

She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.

What if this is like math? Or algebra? You know, you add a plus douchebag to a minus douchebag, then you get, like, zero douchebags.

Jesse: "Tell this a-shole if he wants to learn how to make my product, he's got to do it my way, the right way."
Mexican Cook: "I speak English."
Jesse: "So you understand what a-shole means. Now, go get me my phenylacetic acid, a-shole."

You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me?! No! I am the one who knocks!

Christ, you two! All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them.

New Zealand... Hobbit's Australia.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to New Zealand - and that's practically the same thing.

So do all who live to see such times; but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Without me, eyes are marbles, no darkness they see.
Faces look garbled, no flurry they feel.
No breath, no cheer, death not to fear.
Time is not spent, roses has no scent.
At nothing you can marvel without me.

I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone. I choose a mortal life.

There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens