Quotes about Lord of the Rings

Quotes about Lord of the Rings

Here you can find the best Quotes that have been said about the Lord of the Rings franchise, characters or stories.

I'm not saying it's brutally hot in my attic apartment, but two Hobbits just threw a ring in here.
I was scared of everything growing up. I couldn't watch Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. I was like, strictly a SpongeBob, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon kinda guy.
Joe Burrow - November 2020
Even "Lord of the Rings" had dwarf-tossing jokes in it. It's like - really?
I happen to be a huge "Lord of the Rings" fan. I do an annual marathon of the extended editions.
Marshall: "When a woman puts on an engagement ring, it's like when Bilbo Baggins wears the One Ring in The Hobbit."
Robin: "Okay, can you say that again, but not in nerd?"
Marshall: "Sure. Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts."
Robin: "Yeah, I don't speak virgin either."
Robin Scherbatsky in How I Met Your Mother - Season 8 Episode 14
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Jesse: "Is New Zealand part of Australia?"
Jane: "New Zealand is New Zealand."
Jesse: "Right on. New Zealand. That's where they made 'Lord of the Rings'."
Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad - Season 2 Episode 12

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I'm not a hero, or a warrior... not even a burglar.
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If this is love, I don't want it. Take it away, please! Why does it hurt so much?
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If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
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Go back to your books, your fireplace. Plant your trees, watch them grow. If more of us valued home above gold, it would be a merrier world.
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New Zealand... Hobbit's Australia.
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Without me, eyes are marbles, no darkness they see.
Faces look garbled, no flurry they feel.
No breath, no cheer, death not to fear.
Time is not spent, roses has no scent.
At nothing you can marvel without me.
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