Quotes by Adolf Hitler

The bigger the lie, the more people believe in it.

If we win, we don't have to explain ourselves. If we lose, there's nothing to explain.

We're as far right as Hitler was left - not at all.

But let all strive without failing in faith or in duty, and the dark curse of Hitler will be lifted from our age.

Kate, if you found out you were going to become... Adolf Hitler, wouldn't you do everything in your power to make sure it never happens?

If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

If you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile of Adolf Hitler with a clear line of sight, sir - pack your bags, fellas, war's over.

Adolf Hitler: "What’s wrong, little man?"
Jojo Betzler: "They called me a scared rabbit."
Adolf Hitler: "Let them say whatever they want. People used to say a lot of nasty things about me."

What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: don't think about it.

You're like Hitler! But even Hitler cared about Germany or something.

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12.

You dumb motherf*cker, didn't Napoleon let you know?
When you conquer Russia, better pack some f*cking winter clothes

Han Lee: "Hipsters like karaoke!"
Max: "Replace the word 'like' with the word 'Hitler' and you got the three worst things in history."

Cartman: "After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous."
Wendy: "Hitler was famous too."

Berlin will live and the Wall will fall!

Look at Berlin, where Germans and Americans learned to work together and trust each other less than three years after facing each other on the field of battle.

One of the main differences between Munich and Berlin is that when thousands of people get drunk in silly clothes and start vomitting, we don't call it "Oktoberfest", we call it "Tuesday".

The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

Welcome to life. It's a big boat with a lot of holes, but we're all in it together.

Love is like a flower; even the most beautiful one dies eventually.

People spend more time talking than thinking.

I just want you guys to know... I loved being a Young Avenger.

I came to the Avengers for help, Captain. I won't make that mistake again.

News Broadcast: "Police confirmed that the teen heroes apprehended the masked criminal known as the Shocker, before recovering over two million dollars in cash."
Spider-Man: "Making the Shocker look like an idiot. Which - granted - isn't tough, but it is always entertaining."

Hulkling: "So what do we do with the dealers?"
Patriot: "Leave 'em here, I guess."
Asgardian: "With a note saying, 'From your friendly neighborhood Young Avengers'? Because that'll stand up in court."
Patriot: "You got a better idea?"
Asgardian: "Gee, let me check my super hero manual. Oh, wait, it's in my other tights."

You want to leave? You want to go off and fight the war? All right. All right. I won't stop you. I'll even put in the paperwork. I just know that every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.

He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.

Jojo Betzler: "Are you ready for the best weekend ever?"
Yorki: "Yes, I am!"

Elsa Korr: "You know what I am. Say it."
Jojo Betzler: "A Jew."
Elsa Korr: "Gesundheit."

You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."

Morty: "Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, did you mean, like, an exact replica?"
Rick: "I know about the Yosemite T-Shirt, Morty."
Morty: "Shit."
Rick: "You know you can use tissues, right?"
Morty: "I can't finish without it!"

I would smack you, but in Germany we don't hit little girls
And I'm glad I'm deaf, so I can't hear that piece of sh-t "My World"

Even Elise wants to do me
And now that you're right next to me
I can understand, why they used a dog to play you in the movie

Twitter is stupid and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read.

Max: "How old are you gonna be?"
Earl: "75"
Max: "Oh, Earl, if you were just three years younger..."

Do you think we can convince them that slapping each other's face is the new high five?

Han Lee: "Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?"
Max: "Cause I could not be in the background of another Instagram photo!"

I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did. Because that's the only way you ever really lose.

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

The war is won, but the peace is not.

Take your time to think, but when it is time to act, stop thinking and act!

Lies are comforting. Truth is painful.