Quotes from Julestorm - A Storm for Christmas

Santa can't always give a child what they want. 'Cause the child will grow up, become an adult, and realize that a Chanel bag costs a month's wage for most people. Which is the result of just a few people having far too much money.

Not my idea to play Star Wars music for an hour. Real music isn't written for spaceships and rockets. It's written in blood, sweat, and tears.

All the sounds, the smells... when you use all your senses, airports can be exciting places, full of new worlds.

Stine: "Wow. 4:40? Nothing's changed!"
Steven: "Looks like we have some time to..."
Stine: "F*ck!"
Steven: "Exactly."

Arthur: "109? The hell's in that beer, huh?"
David: "Pure joy in every single drop, man."

Just shut your mouth! You don't know me. Maybe you know that girl from the bathroom and maybe she know you, too... a dick with two legs.

Alex: "What do you want for Christmas, little girl?"
Mädchen: "I... phone."
Alex: "An iPhone? I see. Hm."
Mädchen: "Yes, and a Burberry handbag."
Alex: "And a f*cking Burberry handbag."

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different.

The best color in the whole world is the one that looks good on you.

A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future.

A woman with good shoes is never ugly.

I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch The Clone Wars TV series, until I've seen The Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.

Star Wars hasn't changed my life at all.

To quote every Star Wars movie ever made, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

Catch flights, not feelings!

"What if the worst sandwich you had ever had was $17?" the airport boldly asks.

Loving someone who doesn't love you back is like waiting for a boat to arrive. At the airport.

No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kids with fake IDs.

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

On victory, you deserve beer.
On defeat, you need it.

And the luscious sound swelled, reaching up to the skies.
And the Grinch heard with his heart, and it tripled in size.

I've spent my entire life hating Christmas and everything about it. But now I see that it wasn't Christmas I hated, it was being alone. But I'm not alone anymore. And I have all of you to thank for it.

Supervisor: "Attention, whoever you are, this channel is reserved for emergency calls only."
John McClane: "No f*cking shit, lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

Hans Gruber: "Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?"
John McClane: "Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

True love lasts a lifetime.

I'll be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.

How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Me neither.

Myles: "I've had a change of heart."
Sophie: "Oh, so you actually have one."

Which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?

If you can't believe, if you can't accept anything on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated by doubt.

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Sometimes during Christmas, just when you think all hope is lost, something magical happens.

The best things in life aren't things at all.

I know his heart. I love him. I would forgive him thousand more times if I had to.

Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.

It's a magic carpet on a rail
Never takes a rest
Flying through the mountains and the snow
You can ride for free and join the fun
If you just say yes!
'Cause that's the way things happen
On the Polar Express

Bartender: "You ain't driving, are you?"
Santa: "I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work."

You have $300 million in your personal vault. That's what I want for Christmas.

It's been almost two days, and, what, no one's found me yet? I'm like unclaimed luggage.

Jake: "All righty, went through the lost and found."
Sierra: "Are these used?"
Jake: "Probably. But sometimes guests leave things here by accident."
Sierra: "Not sure this was left here by accident."

"I really think this could be the one, Mo."
"The song or the music teacher?"

Dad, I'll make you a Bumble. You're way too old for Tinder.

You know that saying, time heals all wounds? It doesn't.

Rachel: "Why is it that a handsome, successful guy like you, is still single?"
Jake: "Handsome?"
Rachel: "Don't deflect."
Jake: "I've had relationships in the past. Don't get me wrong. In the end, I just wasn't what they were looking for."
Rachel: "Maybe they weren't what you were looking for."

Your cells age at half the rate of a normal human. When you're 40, you'll still have the leucocytes of a teenager.